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Confucious say:

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with their donkey. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

    As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

    The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

    Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."They then decided they both would walk!

    Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying "how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey".

    The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

    As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

    The moral of the story?

    If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.
     
  2. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
     
  3. BuckeyeBaiter

    BuckeyeBaiter Newbie

    Good stuff can't and very true
     
  4. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Confucious say is good to meet girl in park, is better to park meat in girl.
     
  5. methomps

    methomps an imbecility, a stupidity without name

    Confucious say man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
     
  6. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Confucious say man standing on toilet is high on pot.

    Confucious say man with hand in pocket is feeling cocky.
     
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  7. Misanthrope

    Misanthrope Banned

    Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
     
  8. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    My favorite is:

    Confucious say passionate kiss like spider...leads to the undoing of the fly.
     
  9. tOSOfan

    tOSOfan Newbie

    Confucious say, he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers.
     
  10. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.

    Confucius say: Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts; man lay on crack and rock nuts.
     
  11. WoodyWorshiper

    WoodyWorshiper THINK, Before You Speak Former College Pick'Em Champ

    Confucious say, it better to be "pissed-off" than "pissed-on."
     
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  12. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  13. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    Confucius say man who fart in church sit on pew
     
  14. BrutusMaximus

    BrutusMaximus I Heart Boobs

    Man who walk through airport x-ray sideways is going to bangkok
     
  15. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
     

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