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Coop is doing the game for ESPN 9/4/04

Discussion in 'Buckeye Football' started by Jaxbuck, Aug 30, 2004.

  1. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    per the official site

    Not enough time has passed, the wounds are too fresh. I still loath this brain dead hick and do not want to have to listen to him do his Yogi Berra impersonation for 60 minutes.

    What grievous sin was committed by the Buckeye Nation that has warranted our continued exposure to Coop? Why can't he just go away and leave us with the painful memories?

    2-10-1....'nuff said.
  2. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    He shouldn't do any games for ESPN. He's just not a good TV analyst.
  3. WestOgma

    WestOgma Long Live Mike Doss

    Rumor is he will be wearing a michigan hat in the booth
  4. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    I wonder if it'll fit up his ass where his head is...
  5. WestOgma

    WestOgma Long Live Mike Doss

    :rofl: ...Good question.
  6. Coop sucks. And I am sure that you could come up with one heck of a drinking game ala the Musburger game. I'll go first:

    Everytime he says a player's number instead of his name...everybody drinks!!
  7. Jaxbuck

    Jaxbuck I hate tsun ‘18 Fantasy Baseball Champ

    Someone would die by halftime
  8. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    Reminds me of a game we used to play when I was at Kent, we watched "scarface" and every time Al Paccino said "fuck" we all had to drink. I blame alot of the problems I have today on that game :wink:
  9. ntd

    ntd Newbie

    I think Coop does a good job with his analysis, though I admit he does sound like a moron, not really that charismatic...and sure, he wasn't a great coach, but he did a good job...he should get a little more credit than he gets
  10. buckeyebri

    buckeyebri 40 Days in the Hole

    Every time he talks about a freshman playing early and says "if a dog is going to bite, it will bite as a pup"....everybody drinks.....
  11. slickman

    slickman keeping tan

    I'm in as long as Hurricane Frances doesn't ruin my weekend, as it looks like I'm getting evacuated. Hello plywood.

    If the Hurricane misses I'll be more than glad to digests Coop's poop. (so to speak).
  12. since weve brought up college football drinkin games thought id link to the worlds greatest college football game

  13. KillerNut

    KillerNut Banned

    Cooper is not my favorite that is for sure. Why.

    1) He didn't have any discpline or control of his team
    2) He didn't beat scUM
    3) He didn't understand Ohio State Tradition and why what he did was so important.
    4) His "Too many slow white boys" comment
    5) His comercialism when he got here (The Coop Towel, what a stupid idea)

    Still overall I think Coop is a class act, and a good person. He gave us some good lines, and without him I probably wouldn't have the hatred for scUM that I currently have.

    All of that said I am glad that I don't have to listen to his uhh.... "analysis"
  14. MegaWoody

    MegaWoody Newbie

    Good question, Jax. I don't think we did anything to deserve this. It's the good deeds that never go unpunished. Life is unfair.

    But you could look at it this way least it's not Mike Gottfried. Did you hear that poor guy trying to speak English the other night during the USC/VT game? It was sad. Putting together complete sentences, with verbs and stuff, was obviously way more than he could handle. I think ESPN must get some kind of federal tax credit for employing these guys. Trev Albert, Mike Gottfried and now the Coopster.

    Those who can, do. Those who can't, get jobs at ESPN.
  15. kippy1040

    kippy1040 Junior

    Any of you remember where Mike Gottfried came from ?

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