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Could this be Ron's new rhyme?

Bucklion

Throwback
Staff member
Former Premier League Champ
Well I'm Ron Artest and I'm here to say,
I'll kick your fucking ass if you get in my way.
You didn't throw it? Like...that fucking matters,
I'll bash you with haymakers, un-til you jaw shatters.

Think you can escape, if you're in the stands?
Child's play, I'll rip you with...my bare hands.
Don't even think, about, swinging back at me,
Or my homies S and J will drop you to your knees.

So David Stern has said, I'm out for the season,
He talked really fucking big, but didn't give a reason...
That would justify, removing me from my team,
I keep thinkin', this must be some sort of bad dream.

All I did was defend, myself from being dissed,
He musta known that that cup o' soda would get me pissed,
In fact, I see this as a conspiracy,
To keep Artest from bein' a ballin-MC.

So in the meantime, I'll just hang at my crib,
Promote my album, dine out on ribs.
It's too bad for the Pacers, I won't be starting,
But in the meantime, I think I'll brawl Tonya Harding.

Word.
 
You have too much time on your hands....
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