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Could this be Ron's new rhyme?

Discussion in 'Professional Basketball' started by Bucklion, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member Former Premier League Champ

    Well I'm Ron Artest and I'm here to say,
    I'll kick your fucking ass if you get in my way.
    You didn't throw it? Like...that fucking matters,
    I'll bash you with haymakers, un-til you jaw shatters.

    Think you can escape, if you're in the stands?
    Child's play, I'll rip you bare hands.
    Don't even think, about, swinging back at me,
    Or my homies S and J will drop you to your knees.

    So David Stern has said, I'm out for the season,
    He talked really fucking big, but didn't give a reason...
    That would justify, removing me from my team,
    I keep thinkin', this must be some sort of bad dream.

    All I did was defend, myself from being dissed,
    He musta known that that cup o' soda would get me pissed,
    In fact, I see this as a conspiracy,
    To keep Artest from bein' a ballin-MC.

    So in the meantime, I'll just hang at my crib,
    Promote my album, dine out on ribs.
    It's too bad for the Pacers, I won't be starting,
    But in the meantime, I think I'll brawl Tonya Harding.

  2. buckzip

    buckzip Reeking with awesomeness

    You have too much time on your hands....[​IMG]
  3. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member Former Premier League Champ

    No way dude, that only took me like 2 minutes, and I guarantee Artest's won't be any better :biggrin:

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