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Cue the banjo music

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WyoBuck;748372; said:
I wonder why there was just a random ham bone in your hallway, or why the dog wouldn't haul it off somewhere with less traffic to gnaw on it.
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It's not random. The neighbors put it there, with their dog.

You know that line from Blues Brothers? "Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis."

Replace "Illinois" with "Michigan," and "Nazis" with "stump-ugly dumber-than-shit rednecks"
 
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scooter1369;748579; said:
oh.. and its "queue" not "cue"
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Not last time I checked....

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cue


14 results for: cueView results from: Dictionary | Thesaurus | Encyclopedia | All Reference | the Web
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source cue1
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/kyu/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kyoo] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, cued, cu?ing. ?noun

1.anything said or done, on or off stage, that is followed by a specific line or action: An off-stage door slam was his cue to enter.
2.anything that excites to action; stimulus.
3.a hint; intimation; guiding suggestion.
4.the part a person is to play; a prescribed or necessary course of action.
5.a sensory signal used to identify experiences, facilitate memory, or organize responses.
6.Archaic. frame of mind; mood. ?verb (used with object)
7.to provide with a cue or indication; give a cue to; prompt: Will you cue me on my lines?
8.to insert, or direct to come in, in a specific place in a musical or dramatic performance (usually fol. by in or into): to cue in a lighting effect.
9.to search for and reach (a specific track on a recording) (sometimes fol. by up). ?Idioms
10.cue (someone) in, Informal. to inform; give instructions, information, news, etc., to: Cue him in on the plans for the dance.
11.miss a cue, a.to fail to respond to a cue.
 
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VprHis;748335; said:
Apparently the new neighbors wandered over from some kind of trailer park.

Their dog is in the hallway of my apartment building. It snapped at me as I was taking out the garbage.

Please note the godawful plastic flowers, and the ham bone between the dog's feet (probably why it snapped).

I'd shoot the damn thing, but I don't have a gun handy :wink:

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Looks like the dog just wants you to mount it from behind. You'd hit it....
 
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Folanator;748606; said:
Looks like the dog just wants you to mount it from behind. You'd hit it....
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Yeah... no tail to get in the way or anything! That's HOT.

It's a bit public for me, though. we'd have to rent a motel room or something, and that costs money, and then it'd probably get all clingy, and so on... I just don't see it ending well.
 
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VprHis;748605; said:
Not last time I checked....

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cue


14 results for: cueView results from: Dictionary | Thesaurus | Encyclopedia | All Reference | the Web
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source cue1
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thinsp.png
/kyu/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kyoo] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, cued, cu?ing. ?noun

1.anything said or done, on or off stage, that is followed by a specific line or action: An off-stage door slam was his cue to enter.
2.anything that excites to action; stimulus.
3.a hint; intimation; guiding suggestion.
4.the part a person is to play; a prescribed or necessary course of action.
5.a sensory signal used to identify experiences, facilitate memory, or organize responses.
6.Archaic. frame of mind; mood. ?verb (used with object)
7.to provide with a cue or indication; give a cue to; prompt: Will you cue me on my lines?
8.to insert, or direct to come in, in a specific place in a musical or dramatic performance (usually fol. by in or into): to cue in a lighting effect.
9.to search for and reach (a specific track on a recording) (sometimes fol. by up). ?Idioms
10.cue (someone) in, Informal. to inform; give instructions, information, news, etc., to: Cue him in on the plans for the dance.
11.miss a cue, a.to fail to respond to a cue.
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pwned. :(
 
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