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Damn Girl Scouts

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DEBuckeye, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    A lady at work has brought in a big box of Girl Scout cookies for us to purchase. I can never resist the Thin Mint ones, so I bought a box this morning, and in an hour I've eaten almost half the box.

    I think they put drugs in them to get us hooked so we shove them down our throats and then have to go buy more and more and more....

    Bitches.
     
  2. Crump's brother

    Crump's brother Moxahala Park Carnie/ Rehoboth Strangler

    My weakness is Samoas.
     
  3. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    I am generally good for about 8 boxes or so (and then end up giving away the last two or three). This year I have vowed not to buy any of the dammed things (I am becoming a fat bastard). I will not submit to those damned cellophane wrapped crack boxes...
     
  4. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    I hear you brother!

    DEBuckeye,

    Don't worry about eating half the box b/c the cookies seem to get smaller every year while the price continues to go up.

    Bitches.
     
  5. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Its their skirts that get me.








    Did I just type that? :wink2:
     
  6. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    I think that came from your toaster.
     
  7. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    I'm going to have to unplug that goddamned thing.
     
  8. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    I'm not sure that makes a difference.
     
  9. PlanoBuckeye

    PlanoBuckeye Newbie

    The Thin Mints used to be, and for that matter may still be, made in a cookie plant in Oklahoma - Little Brownie was the name. They were the Chinese Army of the cookie industry, making off-brand, look-a-likes of everything from Oreos to Chips Ahoy.

    There was an outlet store where you could get overruns, rejects, etc. I used to stop there when I was in the area and buy a bag or two of the TM for a dollar - the last time was about five or six years ago. It was the equivilant of three or four boxes. You had to sift through the broken ones but heck, we all know that broken cookie pieces have NO CALORIES, CARBS, or FAT GRAMS.
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2005
  10. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Well what the hell do you want me to do? Throw it away and not be able to eat eggo's?

    Look... if the ghost of Manfred Von Richtofen is going to make lewd comments about little girls through my toaster... there's not a whole hell of a lot I can do about it.

    Fucking Silesians.
     
  11. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    Rrrrrriiiiiight, tell that to my fat ass. :p
     
  12. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    Alright you pervs, my oldest is a girl scout and the youngest is a daisy.

    No wonder I do not let them sell door to door.

    Yes the cookie prices seem to go up every year and the size does seem to shrink.

    Put your thin mints in the freezer, or outside if you live in Ohio.:biggrin:
    They are also good crushed over ice cream.
    I hope this makes you hungry and you have to buy some more.
    It looks like lunch time in Ohio and time for Bucknola to go work out.
     
  13. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Good Policy. You never know when a perverted posessed toaster is going to answer.

    You can't be too careful around minor Kitchen appliances anymore.
     
  14. PlanoBuckeye

    PlanoBuckeye Newbie

    Maybe Hooter's girls should sell wings door-to-door.
     
  15. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    I just get Grasshoppers at the store. Pretty much the same as TM's. Mothers don't let their daughters come near me since the city mailed out those damn child predator notices (sick joke number 1). My mom teaches 4th grade so she usually ends up with enough cookies to fatten us all up. I love the PB ones, not sure what they're called. (and for a final sick joke) I don't know about Girl Scouts, but I had a brownie for lunch (literally it was yummy and gooey).
     

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