Darwin Awards (Mega-Merge)

[Jake]

‘Tase me, and you’ll see what happens,’ an American Airlines passenger said. Police did — 10 times.






He didn't die so not technically a Darwin award winner but you just have to read this. The play by play between him and the cops is like something from The Onion.

I guess I'm just on boring flights. This was the next story on the list.

The 48-year-old woman and 28-year-old man reportedly had not met before the flight, during which the woman allegedly performed oral sex on the man while they were both in their seats

Doesn't anybody just read a book anymore?

 

[Steve19]

In other news, here's how to change your name on a Delta ticket...http://www.elliott.org/help-yourself/change-my-name-on-a-delta-ticket-by-using-our-help-forum/

 

[Jaxbuck]

One of the great wrongs of the world is that the dumbest assholes tend to have incredible (i.e., shrugs off being tased 10 times) random toughness. I guess it's just an inevitability of evolution though since their forbears were likely also dumb assholes yet still managed to survive and reproduce.

Like Harbaugh running blindly into traffic as a kid with a jacket over his head and surviving being hit by a mail truck

His wife claims what, 7 kids?

 

[LostLassie]

I guess I'm just on boring flights. This was the next story on the list.

The 48-year-old woman and 28-year-old man reportedly had not met before the flight, during which the woman allegedly performed oral sex on the man while they were both in their seats

Doesn't anybody just read a book anymore?

Well, after all, practically none of the airlines serve meals anymore.

 

[exhawg]

I have a feeling videos like this will belong here sooner rather than later.



Evidently nobody from Boston Dynamics watched the Metalhead episode of Black Mirror. We really are only Watson getting a Thanos complex away from Terminator.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I have a feeling videos like this will belong here sooner rather than later.



Evidently nobody from Boston Dynamics watched the Metalhead episode of Black Mirror. We really are only Watson getting a Thanos complex away from Terminator.

Let's just get started now.

 

[Jake]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I read that this morning and laughed my ass off. People are flipping dumb.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Moron sees too many Dukes of Hazard episodes. Nets himself a Darwin.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/24/us/l...ng-to-jump-car-over-bridge-opening/index.html

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Moron sees too many Dukes of Hazard episodes. Nets himself a Darwin.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/24/us/l...ng-to-jump-car-over-bridge-opening/index.html

23-year-old Alejandro Cazares of McAllen, Texas, in it. The other man -- 32-year-old Roberto Alejandro Moreno of Edinburg, Texas

Gonna guess they never saw Dukes

 

[Jagdaddy]

Gonna guess they never saw Dukes

"Solo dos buenos chicos ..."

 

[The KSB]

I guess I'm just on boring flights. This was the next story on the list.

The 48-year-old woman and 28-year-old man reportedly had not met before the flight, during which the woman allegedly performed oral sex on the man while they were both in their seats

Doesn't anybody just read a book anymore?

I mostly read from my Kindle. I didn't realize blowjobs were even an option.

 

[Jake]

Moron sees too many Dukes of Hazard episodes. Nets himself a Darwin.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/24/us/l...ng-to-jump-car-over-bridge-opening/index.html

 

[Jake]

Young couple bar-hopped down Florida coast, recorded 132 mph drive before fiery crash

 

[Thump]

Young couple bar-hopped down Florida coast, recorded 132 mph drive before fiery crash