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David Brandon YRSOB (brand deflater / email enthusiast / cowardly quitter)

Jeebus..... why not just throw ping pong balls into a lottery machine and let pure chance determine who - and where - you play each week? I can see it now.... Every Sunday night the entire B1G tunes in to see where everyone will be playing next. tOSU playing Iowa at Rutgers? Done. Indiana and Northwestern playing in the Shoe? Brilliant! Sparty and scUM settling their differences in Lincoln, NE? Hell yeah.

Sunday nights at 8 on BTN, the November schedule seeding show presented by Travelocity. Find out where your away games are and try to book your travel and tickets in five minutes.
 
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meh, we'll always have their greatest hits to look back on. I'm looking forward to what kind of insanity hairball unleashes when the wheels come off and the michigan men start questioning the savior.

Yep. Not too prideful to admit I get a bit of a chub imagining the day that the Michigan Men turn on him. It'll make the day they turned on Flintstone look mellow in comparison.
 
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His team was (and still is) taking an annual drubbing from OSU

He tried to get OSU off the schedule

Dumb for thinking it might happen, not dumb for trying I guess.

Pathetic.

At no point during 2-10-1 did I come across anybody who wished we didn't play M*ch*g*n. When the Buckeyes lost I wanted to play them again the next day to set things right.
 
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Jeebus..... why not just throw ping pong balls into a lottery machine and let pure chance determine who - and where - you play each week? I can see it now.... Every Sunday night the entire B1G tunes in to see where everyone will be playing next. tOSU playing Iowa at Rutgers? Done. Indiana and Northwestern playing in the Shoe? Brilliant! Sparty and scUM settling their differences in Lincoln, NE? Hell yeah.
I know right? In fact, let's make playoff rounds for the MAC schools to try and play into the conference for a year. We can call it the B1G Europa League
 
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http://www.landgrantholyland.com/20...w-michigan-football-dave-brandon-jim-harbaugh

* Dave Brandon wanted to pitch a 16 team Big Ten, but broken down in a way that would nuke the idea of an actual schedule. From the book: " ..Dave says, "I've got this great idea! Expand the Big Ten into 16 teams, eight a side, and break those down into groups of four, A, B, C and D, that just play each other. After the third game, you reshuffle the deck, and the top teams play each other, and the second teams play each other, and so on.". It was, surprise, not well received.

* Speaking of bad ideas, in the throes of Big Ten divisional realignment, Dave Brandon proposed that the Ohio State/Michigan game be occasionally moved to October, or in some cases, not played at all. He also proposed that Ohio State and Michigan be in different Big Ten divisions.

Oh god not pods again!!!

I mean, we all knew that he was as dumb as they come in the executive ranks, but man...I don't think we realized he was THAT dumb to suggest not playing The Game! The B1G offices, as well as his, would have been burnt to the ground if that had happened.



That might actually be the smartest move he's had. We've handed their ass to them since the turn of the century... you know sooner or later they're gonna start trying to back away from it. Harbaugh has taken all the references to a rivalry w/ Ohio State down.
 
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Pathetic.

At no point during 2-10-1 did I come across anybody who wished we didn't play M*ch*g*n. When the Buckeyes lost I wanted to play them again the next day to set things right.

Yep! At no point did we want to take our ball and run away like little cockroaches in the night.........even after a Cooper choke killed Alex Schoenbaum, cut down in the prime of his life by a heart attack right after watching a Cooper choke job. Did the Red Sox lobby MLB to jump to the NL during the 50s because they tired of the taste of Yankee cock? What a pathetic cross between a vagina and a cockroach. Brandon was a fucking vaginaroach.
 
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Pathetic.

At no point during 2-10-1 did I come across anybody who wished we didn't play M*ch*g*n. When the Buckeyes lost I wanted to play them again the next day to set things right.
There fuckwit fans from Ohio were asking me why I cared about The Game. Saying that it wasn't a rivalry anymore and The Game was just another game. Oddly enough during the season between JT and UFM they were all about the rivalry and The Game. Man, I hate those arrogant retards!
 
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