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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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DEBuckeye

DEBuckeye

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
They say the first hurdle to clear when treating an addiction is denial, so I'm going to jump that bad boy right now.

My name is DEBuckeye, and I am addicted to Cinnamon Pop Tarts.

Whew. It feels good to get that off my back.
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I have been a recovering cinnamon pop tart addict for the last 3 years. I have not gone back to them since my crazed obsession. You may ask, "how did you do it DA? Well, I didn't use the patch, I didn't even resort to chew toys that resembled the cinnamon pop tart. I did it hard core, I quit cold turkey.

The shakes were horrible, and I suffered from headaches and male PMS, but it worked itself out of my system. The sobering effect of being cinnamon free is exhilirating. However, even now, when i see that brown and white box in the supermarket my blood courses through my veins and I salivate like a starving 350 pound man who just walked into a Home Town Buffet. It takes all my will power to not toss that devil package into my cart.

I suggest you quit also. As they say, Cinnamon Pop tarts is the stepping stone to more devastating confectionaries.

I will be praying for you.
 
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