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Easter Bunny Gets a Rude Awakening

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by MililaniBuckeye, Apr 9, 2004.

  1. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    That's gotta hurt...
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2006
  2. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide its eggs?
    A: So no one knows he's been humping chickens.


    Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.


    St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"

    The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful."

    "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?"

    The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

    St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde. He asks, "What is Easter?"

    The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."

    "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

    "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

    St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.
     
  3. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    My wife sent me this one... it gave me a chuckle.
     

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  4. My family is having a Easter/ Birthday party for my Great Aunt who is in her 80's. Does this justify missing the annual Sunday work meeting?
     
  5. bucks4me

    bucks4me "Dry" Humor

    :lol:

    Anybody have any more Easter jokes?
     
  6. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool COBRA!!!!

    Yes
     
  7. BrutusMaximus

    BrutusMaximus I Heart Boobs

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  8. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie

    He'll be glad to get that answer - almost 2 years later. :wink2:
     
  9. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    I wonder if this is a record for the oldest thread to be dug up (5 days short of 2 years).
     

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