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Ebonic Word of the Day: "OMELET"

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by MililaniBuckeye, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    "I should bus yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelet dis one slide."

    My apologies to my BuckyePlanet "brothers", but I just had to post this one...
  2. BrutusBobcat

    BrutusBobcat Icon and Entertainer

  3. slickman

    slickman keeping tan

    good one.
  4. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Ha! Mili (or anyone else) here's a link you should check out. It will translate any text you type into "Jive". No it's probably not politically correct, but it's also not intended to offend either. Check out the author's disclaimer, then get over yourself and have a laugh.

    Jive Server

    Here's the above paragraph translated into Jive:

    Ha! True dat. Mili (down low, o' anyone else) in da house's some link yo' ass
    should check out. It will translate no text yo' ass type into "Jive". No it be
    probably not political-like correct, but it be also not intended t'offend
    eitha'. Check out da damn author's disclaima', den git ova' yourself an' have
    some fall out.
  5. coastalbuck

    coastalbuck And this one belongs to the Reds!

    That's some funny stuff. I could type posts in there and read them back all day. :lol:
  6. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    True story here.

    My brother's good friend is a cop in our home town. The guy was telling us a story over a couple of beers one night about a car someone left in the middle of the busiest road in town. The cop pulls up to the abandoned car sitting in the middle of a 6 lane road near a mall just before Christmas. It has totally screwed up traffic. The cop calls a wrecker out and quickly begins towing it away.

    Well, right then the car's owner comes running to the car trying to figure out what is going on. The officer explains you just cannot abandon a car in the middle of an intersection. The owner adamantly states he did nothing wrong because he had his "bebacks" on. The cop has no idea what he is talking about (we are talking about a suburban community where most of the crime is chasing dogs that poop in someone else's yard). After the guy points at the car as it is being towed away and keeps yelling "bebacks," the officer figures out he means his emergency/hazard lights. The owner thought he could leave his car anywhere for any amount of time as long as he had these lights on because he would Be Back!

    I always remind my brother, who is also a cop, that it is because of people like that cops have job security.
  7. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  8. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    bebacks ... that's funny! Reminds me of pople who use the term "guzintas". You know ... 5 guzinta 20 4 times, 5 guzinta 100 20 times, etc.
    stowfan likes this.
  9. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

  10. stowfan

    stowfan Senior

    That's not Ebonics, that's how 95% of the people in Pittsburgh would say it.
    How else would youns say it!:biggrin:
  11. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Amazing. That is exactly what I just ate for lunch! Three eggs, ham (including the delicious marrow out of the hambone), and so much sharp cheddar it was oozing, fried in butter.

    Yum yum.
  12. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    An omelette? For lunch? What's for dinner, quiche?


  13. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Nah. Probably a veggie stir-fry with some bunless 1/3-lb cheeseburgers all fried in coconut oil, berries in full fat Greek yogurt, a protein shake, followed by a 2-mile walk with whichever kids bucks4me is most pissed off at at the time. :biggrin:
  14. bucks4me

    bucks4me "Dry" Humor

    All of them. Have fun!!! :biggrin:
  15. zwem

    zwem The Dark Invader

    A word that is almost spelled as omelet is Ouellet.

    Maryse Ouellet.




    Don't know about you guys but I would rather have an Ouellet for breakfast than an "omelet."
    BuckNutty likes this.

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