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Explain how things work in an insulting manner.

Gobucki

I'm using the Internet!!!
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It's a camera you moron! They all work the same. You point it at something and hit the round button on the top. I'm not sure how you could screw this up, but I'm sure you will.

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It's coffee! It's supposed to be hot. It says it on the freakin' cup you idiot. It's not meant to be chugged, rested on baby's heads, poured on laps, or bathed in just so you can get money.
NEWSFLASH: Boiling hot water poured all over your legs will burn!

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It's a freakin' stick! It just sets there jackass. (Also maybe used for wacking DEBuckeye in the teeth).
 
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Thump said:
Am I the only one that is lost by this??


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Yes and No

Yes- I think I know what kind of thread he is starting with trying to say how stupid people can be at times with common things

No-you are not lost because it was a weird way to start the thread
 
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The concept is pretty easy people. osugrad got it.

It doesn't matter what it is, just explain it you assmaster.

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It's bread you stupid deuche. All you have to do is eat it. So put it in your fat mouth. But apparently you are too damn retarded to get bread so you don't get any.

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Use this, you dumbass. And stop asking me questions that can be found in 30 seconds by using this. Open up your web broswer and type www.google.com in the little white address bar. Then type what you are looking for and hit the little google search button you assface.

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Gobucki said:
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Use this, you dumbass. And stop asking me questions that can be found in 30 seconds by using this. Open up your web broswer and type www.google.com in the little white address bar. Then type what you are looking for and hit the little google search button you assface.

etc.

Hahahahaha, I am sending that to my roomate later today, maybe he will finally get the message.
 
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Look you Downsboy illiterate! It's a Tokamak Fusion reactor, what else could it possibly be? You see it has a name of Russian origin and you put the Deuterium and shake it around to get so much fucking power that plasma explodes. You can even see Boltzmann's constant which makes it want to go into a shitty 2 dimension but fucking reactions make new magnetic fields, what else would it make you dumbshit...toasted bagels?

strohs said:
Hahahahaha, I am sending that to my roomate later today, maybe he will finally get the message.
I hope it helps.
 
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Ok dipshit. In order to use this you find something that other people will enjoy reading and click start new thread. You then type in what you want and submit. Your dumb ass can then reply to things other people say by clicking reply, typing in whatever stupid thing you have to say, and clicking Submit Reply. It so easy that even a redneck like donny can do it. Just make sure not to post something stupid that no one cares about like "Insulting ways to explain how things work" or some stupid shit like that. :p
 
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exhawg said:
Just make sure not to post something stupid that no one cares about like "Insulting ways to explain how things work" or some stupid shit like that. :p
Like this is supposed to stop me from posting stupid shit. I have posted about 4 stupid threads today. And thats just on these forums.

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Look dipshit. It's a fucking nucleophile because it has excess electrons that are more stable when their density field is spread out across another atom. You take the fucking nucleophile and you attack the carbonyl carbon. Shit for brains wants to know why? The carbonyl carbon is obviously an electrophile, don't you even remember to think about resonance structures or like an ignorant moron do you always assume the first Lewis structure you see represents the molecule in its entirety. It attacks the carbonyl carbon and the leaving group leaves, that's why it's called a leaving group in the first place, think about it. Yes of course it brings its electrons with it, what the hell were you thinking. No, there are no alkane leaving groups, the carbonyl oxygen would become an alcohol. Do you even study this stuff or do you just expect everyone to force feed your sorry ass?
 
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Gobucki said:
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It's a camera you moron! They all work the same. You point it at something and hit the round button on the top. I'm not sure how you could screw this up, but I'm sure you will.

macdonaldscoffeecustom8po.jpg


It's coffee! It's supposed to be hot. It says it on the freakin' cup you idiot. It's not meant to be chugged, rested on baby's heads, poured on laps, or bathed in just so you can get money.
NEWSFLASH: Boiling hot water poured all over your legs will burn!

stick9aq.jpg


It's a freakin' stick! It just sets there jackass. (Also maybe used for wacking DEBuckeye in the teeth).

Did I miss something????

Gobucki said:
Like this is supposed to stop me from posting stupid ****. I have posted about 4 stupid threads today. And thats just on these forums.

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Look dip****. It's a ****ing nucleophile because it has excess electrons that are more stable when their density field is spread out across another atom. You take the ****ing nucleophile and you attack the carbonyl carbon. **** for brains wants to know why? The carbonyl carbon is obviously an electrophile, don't you even remember to think about resonance structures or like an ignorant moron do you always assume the first Lewis structure you see represents the molecule in its entirety. It attacks the carbonyl carbon and the leaving group leaves, that's why it's called a leaving group in the first place, think about it. Yes of course it brings its electrons with it, what the hell were you thinking. No, there are no alkane leaving groups, the carbonyl oxygen would become an alcohol. Do you even study this stuff or do you just expect everyone to force feed your sorry ass?

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
 
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donny,

They're razor blades you stupid red-neck!. All you have to do is slit your stupid wrists with them and you'd be doing all of us a big fucking favor! So slice it across your wrist from your wrist to elbow. Unless you're too freaking retarded to follow the directions.

Only you could mess this up you MORON!!
 
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