This site is supported by the advertisements on it, please disable your AdBlocker so we can continue to provide you with the quality content you expect.
  1. Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!
    Dismiss Notice

Explain how things work in an insulting manner.

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Gobucki, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    [​IMG]
    It's a camera you moron! They all work the same. You point it at something and hit the round button on the top. I'm not sure how you could screw this up, but I'm sure you will.

    [​IMG]

    It's coffee! It's supposed to be hot. It says it on the freakin' cup you idiot. It's not meant to be chugged, rested on baby's heads, poured on laps, or bathed in just so you can get money.
    NEWSFLASH: Boiling hot water poured all over your legs will burn!

    [​IMG]

    It's a freakin' stick! It just sets there jackass. (Also maybe used for wacking DEBuckeye in the teeth).
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2005
  2. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Am I the only one that is lost by this??


    ??????????????????????????????????????????????
     
  3. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool He's back and better than ever!

    Yes and No

    Yes- I think I know what kind of thread he is starting with trying to say how stupid people can be at times with common things

    No-you are not lost because it was a weird way to start the thread
     
  4. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Thump you stupid jerkoff. Find different freaking items and explain how they work in a rude manner. Dumbass.

    There did I do it right:biggrin:
     
  5. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    I got the first two but the one about the stick, WTF??

    [​IMG]


    It's fucking weeds I mean Jesus, how stupid do you have to be to not get it?
     
  6. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    The concept is pretty easy people. osugrad got it.

    It doesn't matter what it is, just explain it you assmaster.

    [​IMG]
    It's bread you stupid deuche. All you have to do is eat it. So put it in your fat mouth. But apparently you are too damn retarded to get bread so you don't get any.

    [​IMG]
    Use this, you dumbass. And stop asking me questions that can be found in 30 seconds by using this. Open up your web broswer and type www.google.com in the little white address bar. Then type what you are looking for and hit the little google search button you assface.

    etc.
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2005
  7. strohs

    strohs Go Bucks!

    Hahahahaha, I am sending that to my roomate later today, maybe he will finally get the message.
     
  8. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    [​IMG]
    Look you Downsboy illiterate! It's a Tokamak Fusion reactor, what else could it possibly be? You see it has a name of Russian origin and you put the Deuterium and shake it around to get so much fucking power that plasma explodes. You can even see Boltzmann's constant which makes it want to go into a shitty 2 dimension but fucking reactions make new magnetic fields, what else would it make you dumbshit...toasted bagels?

    I hope it helps.
     
  9. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    [​IMG]

    Ok dipshit. In order to use this you find something that other people will enjoy reading and click start new thread. You then type in what you want and submit. Your dumb ass can then reply to things other people say by clicking reply, typing in whatever stupid thing you have to say, and clicking Submit Reply. It so easy that even a redneck like donny can do it. Just make sure not to post something stupid that no one cares about like "Insulting ways to explain how things work" or some stupid shit like that. :p
     
  10. ManInBlack

    ManInBlack Banned

    [​IMG]

    These are bad. These mean you started a stupid thread. Expect many of these in your near future.
     
  11. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    Like this is supposed to stop me from posting stupid shit. I have posted about 4 stupid threads today. And thats just on these forums.

    [​IMG]

    Look dipshit. It's a fucking nucleophile because it has excess electrons that are more stable when their density field is spread out across another atom. You take the fucking nucleophile and you attack the carbonyl carbon. Shit for brains wants to know why? The carbonyl carbon is obviously an electrophile, don't you even remember to think about resonance structures or like an ignorant moron do you always assume the first Lewis structure you see represents the molecule in its entirety. It attacks the carbonyl carbon and the leaving group leaves, that's why it's called a leaving group in the first place, think about it. Yes of course it brings its electrons with it, what the hell were you thinking. No, there are no alkane leaving groups, the carbonyl oxygen would become an alcohol. Do you even study this stuff or do you just expect everyone to force feed your sorry ass?
     
  12. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    :p

    If this is used in a post it means that the post was a joke. Don't take it seriously.
     
  13. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    Don't worry. I never take anything seriously. Considering the amount of stupid stuff I post.

    EDIT: Plus everyone knows that this is a genious of a thread.
     
  14. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    Did I miss something????

    HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
     
  15. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    [​IMG]

    donny,

    They're razor blades you stupid red-neck!. All you have to do is slit your stupid wrists with them and you'd be doing all of us a big fucking favor! So slice it across your wrist from your wrist to elbow. Unless you're too freaking retarded to follow the directions.

    Only you could mess this up you MORON!!
     

Share This Page