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Favorite Ali G quotes

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Savante, Sep 30, 2004.

  1. Savante

    Savante The Ruler's Back

    I can't be the only one who watches this show here, so I'm curious, what's your favorite Ali G quotes? I have two for both Ali and Borat.

    Ali (to James Lipton): "Sos... why is it that hos is better actors than men?"

    Lipton: "I should tell you.. we don't use that term around here, I don't like it at all."

    Ali: "Alright, bitches, then, or whatevah. Why is bitches better actors than men? They always be like "Oh Ali, you forgot me birfday", or "Oh, Ali, you slept with me best friend" and pretendin' to be upset, but not really?

    From the same interview:

    Ali: "'As you ever met Robert Deniro?"

    Lipton: "Yes, we had him on the show, and he was a fantastic guest."

    Ali: "Did you... ask him about Analyze This?"

    Lipton: "No, but we talked about Taxi Driver.. have you seen that one?"

    Ali: "No, but is it better than Analyze This? Because that was funny."

    Borat (to a manners coach): "Should you be nice to all?"

    Coach: "Yes."

    Borat: "Should you be nice to prostitute?"

    Coach: "Well, yes, because that's their job..."

    Borat: "How much is polite to tip prostitute?"

    Borat: "My mother, she did not love me."

    Group: "Oh, no, that's terrible.. are you sure?"

    Borat: "Yes.. she once told me that she wished somebody besides my father had raped her, so that I was never born."

    Sorry, I'm at work and I've got the DVD on and I want to share. :) Hope you guys are into it, too.
  2. bucknut74

    bucknut74 You Enjoy Myself

    Love the show... off the top of my head my favorite quotes from his speech at Harvard's commencement this year are:

    Ali: I know nones of yous has seen a black man before..........hello

    Ali: Do any of you know wha da capitol of england is? anyone , anyone........that's right, it's Liverpool. Respek.

    Ali: Just like my favorite Civil rights activist, Martin Luther Vandross, I's also gots me a dream, a dream that lil black girls ...and lil white girls....playing with eachother (clap) let's make it happen. WestSide

    Ali: I know there's a lot of feminists out there at a place like Harvard. I want you to know that I also believe in a women's rights. A woman shouldn't have to do ALL the cooking and's only fair that your mum should do half as well.


    Borat to the Oklahoma City Council:
    As you know, today is anniversary of Tischznitk Massacre, please join me in 10 minute silence..please

    Borat: In my country it is Man, Horse, Dog, Woman.... then Rat.
  3. BIATCHabutuka

    BIATCHabutuka out of chaos comes playoffs

    the show is either hit or miss to me but when it hits it is very good.

    i like the 'my mother, she wishes she was raped by someone else' from the wine tasting bit with borat the best. that bit was my favorite by far. borat is awesome, ali g is good, i can live without the gay character but he can be funny too. i did like the gay dude square dancing with jim.

    i also liked the can't get pregnant from anal sex bit, the bomb sniffing dogs that can't smell drugs thank god, and throw the jew down the well. i had that throw the jew down the well song in my head at work for a week.
  4. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    Ali talking to a bunch of EarthFirst treehuggers in Oregon- "If I were a tree, i'd rather be turned into a hottub wit a couple of fly honeys in me, than out here wit you sittin' on me!"
  5. BoxCar_Willie

    BoxCar_Willie The World's Favorite Hobo

  6. fourteenandoh

    fourteenandoh My swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair.

    a funny skit i like is the one where he is interviewing a DEA agent with all the drugs on the table in front of them.
  7. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    So you claim
  8. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear....

    My favorite was when Borat sang at the open mic night in the western bar.

    "In my country there is problem, and that problem is the Jew!!!"

  9. souL

    souL I.bulldoze

    I love Borat's national anthem at the minor league game. It's the brilliant kind of humor that makes you uncomfortable FOR poor old Borat. Andy Kaufman-eqsue.

    Ali: I forget the line... talking about wearing condoms to avoid getting STDs. "Wrap it up or you going to get a wicket lurgie on your knob." wicket lurgie. Great line.

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