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Favorite Simpsons quotes

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by tibor75, May 21, 2004.

  1. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    There are too many to mention, but here's a classic I don't hear very often:

    "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead!"
  2. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    There are too many quotes to list them all, so I guess I'll just pick one character for now and add later:

    Lionel Hutz:

    "This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story."

    "Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly, and replace 'dog' with 'son.'"

    Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza."
    Marge: "But we did win."
    Lionel Hutz: "That's okay. The box is empty."
  3. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    "No TV and no beer make Homer something something."

    "I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to church."

    Ralph Wiggam
    "Me fail english? That's unpossible."

    You're right, there are WAY to many to even begin narrowing it down.
  4. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it!

    Homer to Krusty the Clown, apologizing for pointing at him in court during the identification process: "I'm sorry I fingered you court in the other day.
  5. Homer singing
    "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T"
  6. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    I never apologize.
    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
  7. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

  8. Sloopy45

    Sloopy45 Pimp Minister Sinister

    From the Homer/Astronaught Episode:

    Peg Bundy (on TV): "Al, lets have sex."
    Al Bundy: "Ehhhhhhh, no Peg."

    Chief Wiggum, in the Lisa/Babysitter Episode:

    Lisa: "Goodbye Chief, have a good time at Bob Sagat."
    Wiggum: "Nooo, its Bob Seger .. (looks at tickets) ... Awww, crap!!"

    Homer, in the Apu/Valentine Episode:

    "We gotta get that traitor Apu! Right after Happy Hour."
  9. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.

    Homer from the Chili cookoff episode:
    "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
  10. Hubbard

    Hubbard Administrator's Staff Member Bookie

    Ralph could be my favorite character, so:
    "Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
  11. redskinbucksfan

    redskinbucksfan The brownest of the brown liquors

    Lionel Hutz:

    "You might remember me from such self help films as Smoke Yourself Skinny and Get Confident, Stupid."
  12. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go!

    Apu: "Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work!"

    Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."

    Homer: "Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz."
  13. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    "Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own."

    "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
  14. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    Helen Lovejoy: We demand you bring in a police chief who will enforce the Prohibition law!

    Myor Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand? I run this city. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!

    Aid: Uh, election in November. Election in November.

    Mayor Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country!
  15. Yeahterps

    Yeahterps Newbie


    Ok brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. So, let's get this over with so I can continue killing you with beer.

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