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Favorite Simpsons quotes

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Burns: "That boy deserves a thrashing. Smithers, take my belt off!"

Smithers: "ABSOLUTELY, SIR!!"

Troy McClure, Singing the Planet of the Apes Musical:

"I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee
You'll never make a monkey out of meeee
Oh my gosh, I was wrong
It was Earth, all along
You've finally made a monkey .."
"Yes, we've finally made a monkey!"
"Yes, you've finally made a monkey .. out of meeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love you, Dr. Zaus!!"

W-A-Y-L-O-N S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S
Y-O-U T-U-R-N M-E O-N

McBain, as Radioactive Man: "My eyes! The goggles ... they do nothing!"

McBain in McBain 7: "Meeting Adjourned."
"I've scheduled another meeting .. in bed!"
Blonde Co-Star: "Ohhhhhhh, McBain!"
 
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Ralph

"I'm Idaho!"

"My cats breath smells like cat food"

"My cat's name is mittens"

"So the doctor told me it would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of it."

Bart-"You smell that ralph, that is the smell of America's justice system hard at work"
Ralph-"Smells like hotdogs!"

The Mongoose
 
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All Homer

Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina, it was just sitting in some guy's boat.

What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them.

If you want something in this life, you have to work for it...Now Quiet! they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Trying is the first step toward failure.
 
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Here's an old thread I found. But it looks pretty good.

Grimes: "That's my degree in nuclear physics. But I'm sure you all have one of those."
Lenny: "Oh yeah, Carl and I each have master's, but ol' Homer here just showed up the day they opened the place."
Homer: "Yeah.. I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was!"

Grimes: "And today, I found Homer asleep in his radiation suit. ASLEEP!"
Lenny: "Yeah. He had three beers with lunch. That would make anyone sleepy."

And maybe the best from that episode:
Homer: "You ok, Grimey?"
Grimes: "I'm better than ok. I'm Homer Simpson!"
Homer: "YOU WISH!!"
 
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