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Favorite Simpsons quotes

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"Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer
"They taste like burning." - Ralph (after eating poison berries)
"Mmmmmm....unexplained bacon."
"Mmmmmm....pistol whip."

Ahhh there's too many favorites.
 
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
 
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Let's not forget about old grandpa:

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

Grandpa: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.

Lisa: Didn't you find it odd that you were receiving checks in the mail for no particular reason?
Grandpa: I thought it was because the Democrats were in power.
 
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