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Flame Warriors

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Jan 7, 2005.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

  2. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    I found buckeyegrad!!

    DEACON

    Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.
     
  3. daddyphatsacs

    daddyphatsacs Let the cards fall... Staff Member

    You bastard, you tricked me. I thought that when I clicked on this thread title, I would find a picture like this.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    USCemper:

    Fragile Femme is very needy and insecure and regards the discussion forum as her personal support group, and will lash out when her feelings are not "validated" by the others. Fragile Femme will often refer to the forum participants as her "family" and becomes distraught at disharmony of any kind. She regards a minor disagreement with her as devastating personal assaults and will often dissolve into hysteria when confronted. Her hyperactive sense of injury renders her fighting tactics fairly ineffective, but Innocence Abused, Cyber Sisters or Weenie will often spring to her defense.

    ekeen:
    Troglodyte seems to have emerged from the mists of time untouched by human evolution. Devoid of a single progressive idea and lacking the slightest awareness of social and cultural advances, Troglodyte has developed an incoherent political philosophy that he characterizes as "conservative" or "libertarian", but which could be more accurately described as "bigoted narcissism". His aggressive posturing often frightens off weaker, more timid Warriors. In pitched battle, however, Troglodyte easily loses control and his attack quickly degenerates into a rant. Just for the fun of it, Weenie, Issues. Pinko and Evil Clown will sometimes deliberately goad him into a towering rage.

    diehard:
    Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth

    tibor:
    Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.
     
  5. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it! Staff Member

    Wolf:

    WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus. No black helicopter alert is so ludicrous, no urban legend so implausible, that he will not pass it along as accepted fact (in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation marks). Congratulations, you are recipient 16,747 of today's Urban Myth. CAUTION: Evil Clown or even Klaxon himself may sometimes spread false alarms just to stir up trouble.

    Louis:

    Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple "Yeah!". "Get a life.", "Whatever", "I agree." "Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.
     
  6. bucknut74

    bucknut74 You Enjoy Myself

    adding on

    wolfamongstsheep:
    Pinko has an angry, almost genetic loathing for privilege, greed, social exploitation, racism, sexism, homophobia, pro-lifers, the religious right, environmental degradation, the NRA, US imperialism, multinational corporations, big business, Republicans in general and George Bush in particular. Pinko openly admires Oliver Stone, Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and anyone else who is critical of the US government and bourgeois culture. She ardently believes there is no enormity of which the United States is incapable and regards its entire history as an unbroken legacy of avarice, deceit and injustice. Though Issues, Weenie, Fragile Femme and sometimes Ideologue will defend Pinko in battle, her extremely predictable and tedious attacks eventually exhaust even those inclined to support her.


    thump
    Sycophant differs from Me-Too in that he is much more concerned with sucking up than he is with actually doing battle. Of course, he WILL engage in some light combat to impress Big Dog and other stronger Warriors, but he never exposes himself to unnecessary danger. Although combatants sometimes employ Sycophant to buttress an attack, his constantly shifting loyalties make him a weak and unreliable ally.
     
  7. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    Klaxon: :nerd:

    Grunter: :tibor:
     
  8. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    :slappy:
    it's funny because it's true
     
  9. VprHis

    VprHis Get off my lawn, you hooligans!

    I am reliably informed by my wife that I'm a Big Cat (w/o claws), but I look like the trogladyte.


    I'm not sure I shouldn't have just kept that to myself.
     
  10. wolfamongstsheep:
    Me like






    To paraphase one of the greatest modern Robber Barons, American Vice CEO Dick Cheney, when asked about the possible ENRON scandle in 1999, people always have conspiracy theories, it makes them feel better. Just keep that in mind every time the children of the GOP calls anyone a psycho conspiracy theorist.
     
  11. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    This one's fun. It's kinda like MadLibs!

    ...And if only Kirk had read this one:

     
  12. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it! Staff Member

    Then this makes me wonder about a few things: Why do they require far-fetched theories to make them feel better? If they are depressed about something, why don't they do something about it? Why don't they bust their butts to improve their situation rather than distorting reality?

    It might be true that such conspiratorial endeavors make some people feel better, but I believe that too much belief in such theories can be far more destructive than it can be beneficial. Seriously, how does one's failure to accept reality and to properly deal with whatever problems exist provide genuine comfort? Any alleged benefit is short lived at best, in addition to it's being intellectually dishonest to one's self.
     

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