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Funny Signs

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by 3yardsandacloud, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    At a Proctologist's door
    "To expedite your visit please back in."

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber.."

    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one week."

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."

    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    At a Car Dealership:
    > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."

    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
  2. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    There were two signs at a location in Akron years ago that I always wanted to take a picture of and never did. The front of the building was a running store and the back was a funeral home. Their signs were set so that one was on top the other. I believe the one was "The Finish Line" and the other was the name of the funeral home.
  3. [[​IMG]

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  4. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

  5. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Last edited: Mar 25, 2013
  6. SABucksWife

    SABucksWife Newbie

  7. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.



    Mac likes this.
  8. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

  9. BIATCHabutuka

    BIATCHabutuka out of chaos comes playoffs

    my neighbor down the road has a sign on his garage / workshop.

    'due to the price of ammunition, we fire no warning shots for trespassers'
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  10. BayBuck

    BayBuck Buckeyes are best

    My dad hangs a bunch of signs and pennants and flags in his barn/garage, and that one is right up his alley: I just bought it for Father's Day on Amazon for $6. Thanks!
  11. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Obviously taken in Slappy Valley...
  12. Zurp

    Zurp I have misplaced my pants.

    I think I saw this on this website, somewhere..

  13. Zurp

    Zurp I have misplaced my pants.

  14. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  15. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

    I hope they collect quickly cuz after they lose the billion dollar lawsuits that are coming their way, they won't exist

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