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Funny songs

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scooter1369 said:
Most of Heywood Banks' stuff is pretty good, and relatively clean.
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Heywood's good - just heard the Cartoon Animal song this morning, and love "the One I Love" also.
I usually prefer Tim Wilson: First Baptist Bar and Grill; If You Try to Save This Marriage Again, I'll Kill You; Acid country; Jeff Gordon's Gay; He' my Brother-in-law
Rodney Carrington is great as well - The Fred Song is a classic.
The Porky Pig version of Blue Christmas - I about wrecked my car the first time i heard it.
Pat Godwin has some great stuff: Gangsta Folk is hilarious ('50s folk with gansta rap lyrics) and Let's Put Christ Back in Christmas.

But the grandaddy of them all has to be Davinci's Notebook doing their a capella version of Enormous Penis.
 
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How can I forget Kage and Jables....the D???

my favorite is Karate...

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

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Don't Fight the Feeling
Say, ho
Yeah you
Can I ask you a question?
Do you like to fuck?
Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that
Well, do you like to make love?

I saw you walking down the street, and I had to stop
Turn up the radio, and drop the top
I say, you look so good, and you're so fine
Young tender, would you be mine?

I get you in my car, I drive you to my house
'Cause I'm a mac, I cold turn you out
I won't ask, and I sure won't beg
Reach right over and rub your leg

I let my hand slide up in your miniskirt
slip my finger in your panties, straight go to work
What time is it? Don't watch the clock
Lay back baby doll, and I'll rock the cock

Funky fresh I am, and I always can
Freak nasty, I'm the man
I'll take you out to the finest restaurant
Buy you any damn thing that you want

You want flowers?
I'll buy your ass a rose
but later on you're coming out of those panty hose
You want gold?
girl what's next? It's me and you, doing the sex

So now you know I'm just a freak
Give it up baby, I can't wait two weeks
I want it all, don't say I won't
get it girl, now I'm telling you don't
 
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