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Gas price humor

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Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...



Compared with Gasoline

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?


This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ....... $10.32 per gallon




Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .........$9.52 per gallon




Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon





Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 . $10.00 per gallon





Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 . $33.60 per gallon



Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon





Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .... $123.20 per gallon





Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ .. $25.42 per gallon





Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .......$84.48 per gallon





And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?!

$21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source.

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)




So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.
 
28+ gallons in my suburban at 2.20 = $61+


"I suddenly feel a lot better about the $34 I just put into my Envoy XL."
Brutus, you had to have at least a quarter tank left. My wife made me drive hers Envoy XL this morning because it was on E and I think the bill was $45.
 
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jcfiesta said:
28+ gallons in my suburban at 2.20 = $61+


"I suddenly feel a lot better about the $34 I just put into my Envoy XL."
Brutus, you had to have at least a quarter tank left. My wife made me drive hers Envoy XL this morning because it was on E and I think the bill was $45.
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I take it you like being pussy whipped. Is that why you drive a suburban so everyone thinks you have balls when really your wife holds them in her left hand waiting for you to get out of line.:box:
 
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scarletandgrey said:
I take it you like being pussy whipped. Is that why you drive a suburban so everyone thinks you have balls when really your wife holds them in her left hand waiting for you to get out of line.:box:
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Yep, I'm Pwupped and fill the tank up for my wife - VWboy.

edit: I drive the suburban cause I've got 3 sons - 8, 7 and 10 months.
 
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