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Gas price humor

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. CCI

    CCI Metal Rules

    Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...



    Compared with Gasoline

    Think a gallon of gas is expensive?


    This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

    Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ....... $10.32 per gallon




    Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .........$9.52 per gallon




    Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon





    Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 . $10.00 per gallon





    Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 . $33.60 per gallon



    Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon





    Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .... $123.20 per gallon





    Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ .. $25.42 per gallon





    Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .......$84.48 per gallon





    And this is the REAL KICKER...

    Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?!

    $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source.

    (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)




    So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.
     
  2. BuckeyeTillIDie

    BuckeyeTillIDie The North Remembers

    If my car ran on water, I'm afraid I would be murdered.

    :tic:
     
  3. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    that does ease the pain for now, but I'm sure I won't be thinking of this next time I'm pumping $30 into a VW to fill the tank:wink:
     
  4. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    VW's are for pussies
     
  5. jcfiesta

    jcfiesta Rookie

    maybe he's pumping gas for his wife/mom/homo yuppie live in anal toy

    $30 is lame, I dumped $50+ twice into my Black Z71 Suburban yesterday.
     
  6. buckeye68

    buckeye68 Rookie

    $106.40 to fill my Excursion today all I can do is :biggrin:
     
  7. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it!

    I've put less gas in a boat before! :)

    I suddenly feel a lot better about the $34 I just put into my Envoy XL.
     
  8. jcfiesta

    jcfiesta Rookie

    28+ gallons in my suburban at 2.20 = $61+


    "I suddenly feel a lot better about the $34 I just put into my Envoy XL."
    Brutus, you had to have at least a quarter tank left. My wife made me drive hers Envoy XL this morning because it was on E and I think the bill was $45.
     
  9. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    I take it you like being pussy whipped. Is that why you drive a suburban so everyone thinks you have balls when really your wife holds them in her left hand waiting for you to get out of line.:box:
     
  10. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Christ, Jamey...how fuckin' big is the tank in that thing anyways?
     
  11. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    It's still better than the 4cyl economy grocery getting civic you drive.. You should just bite the bullet and go buy a kia.:biggrin:
     
  12. jcfiesta

    jcfiesta Rookie

    Yep, I'm Pwupped and fill the tank up for my wife - VWboy.

    edit: I drive the suburban cause I've got 3 sons - 8, 7 and 10 months.
     
  13. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    Honesty is a virtue:biggrin:
     
  14. NightmaresDad

    NightmaresDad Woody Rules!

    I think he actually filled up the car itself - not the gas tank.
    :wink2: :wink2: :wink2:
     
  15. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    $106.40, and I bitch about $45 in my mopar....

    I think your right, somone needs to tell him that the gas goes in the tank, not the window...
     

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