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German couple needs therapy...

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by FCollinsBuckeye, May 18, 2004.

  1. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    Last edited: May 18, 2004
  2. exhawg

    exhawg Self Mythologizing Monster Staff Member

    I guess that shows why they need to teach sex ed in schools
     
  3. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    Perhaps not.


    It may be better if those types do not contribute to the gene pool? :)
     
  4. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    I heard this on the radio this morning. Unbelievable.

    You'd think the guy would have at least gotten a woody once or twice- that should have given him some kind of clue....
     
  5. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    I have a hunch the wife looks like hell....

    I too would act like I didn't know how to pork
     
  6. OSUBasketballJunkie

    OSUBasketballJunkie Never Forget 31-0

    I thought I had heard everything...then this....:crazy:

    :osu3: :scum3: :osu2:
     
  7. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    I guess they were waiting for a stork to arrive?!?!
     
  8. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

    LOL yeah 3yards, must have figured they had just bought the wrong kind of birdfeeder.
     
  9. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    You have got to be shittin' me...
     
  10. Chewbacca

    Chewbacca Been Smooth Since Days Of Underoos

    Do these people really need to become parents? I sincerely hope they don't ever reproduce.
     
  11. KillerNut

    KillerNut Banned

    These parents go to there son's wedding

    The priest says "Before these two are wed does anyone have anything to say, speak now or forever hold your peace"

    Both parents stand up and say "Boy have a penis girls have a vagina"

    The priest looks at them in shock!

    The parents continue "you need to use them to make us grandchildren. Make sure you have lots of sex"

    Now I know that is a moment that is coming.
     
  12. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    Wonder if the co-workers notice the smile on the guys face 24/7... he was just introduced to happiness...
     
  13. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Nah...he's been banging prostitutes for years. The guy probably already has several children with other women.
     
  14. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    Yeah, lets not jump to conclusions, gbearbuck - we haven't seen pics of the wife yet... :wink:
     
  15. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    Now she can claim to have a headache and he'll have to whack off in the shower, oops, I mean... uh, never mind.
     

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