I'm stuffing all of these stuff quotes in one post so I won't be accused of post padding and other stuff.
<TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ccc 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: #ccc 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: #ccc 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ccc 1px inset; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #eee" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width=500 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=3>“Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
A. E. Housman</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Alice Walker</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“I've just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: 'You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?' I tell them I wouldn't do it unless I understood and had an interest.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Anna Kournikova</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“It's important to talk about loving yourself and looking at your tragedies and the stuff that makes you grow.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Anne Heche</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“A satisfied customer-we should have him stuffed!”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Basil Fawlty</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Benjamin Franklin</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Bob Dylan</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Brendan Behan</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>“I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I know it, don't tell me I had a good show. I hate that. I guess because I'm 17, people think I don't see stuff like that.”</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right colSpan=3>—
Britney Spears</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>