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Got hilarious project ideas?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by jwinslow, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    ok, so our project in class is:
    "Answering mysteries that have no right to be solved"

    and we need more good ideas...

    some current ones include:
    - Is grass greener on the other side?
    - Do blondes have more fun?
    - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

    All of these will be put together in a 15 minute video clip that is a medley of short segments dwelling on these topics... kind of like a SNL documentary on these questions

    Basically there are no limitations on this project and we want it to be as hilarious as possible.
     
  2. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    What the hell is taking the body shop so long on my car?

    oh, thats probly one that wont ever be solved :p


    how about: Do we make bombs better or worse?

    Do fish get thirsty?
     
  3. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

    And why do they call them handcuffs if you put them on your wrists?

    Can you really find happiness inside of a bottle?
     
  4. KretchBuck

    KretchBuck Crusader

    Does a tree make a noise when falling in the woods if there is no one there to hear it?
     
  5. sears3820

    sears3820 Sitting around in my underwear.... Staff Member

    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

    When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

    Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?

    Does killing time damage eternity?

    Why do irons have a setting for "permanent" press?

    How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

    How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

    If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
     
  6. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    These are good, but wouldn't really work for actual investigations for the most part... try to mix in a few humorous ones with actual suggestions :-p
     
  7. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Where's Donny?
     
  8. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Is there a Big Foot? (the porno)
     
  9. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  10. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin


    The porno.
     
  11. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    These two could be hilarious (the others were good, but I liked these the best) on video

    keep them coming.

    the above could be hilarious in that you could stage some sort of ridiculous "happiness" inside of the bottle... or have humorous dialogues with people about the "vegetarian animal cracker hypocrisy"
     
  12. Alan

    Alan Banned

    -why do they call something sent by truck a shipment....and something sent by ship, cargo.....??

    -why is the sky really blue?

    -why's it called a funny bone....what's funny about hitting your funny bone?
     
  13. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    Gosh, not sure if you thought of the possibilities of this, but videotaping sneaking up on people and whacking them with a rubber mallet with a laughtrack started upon impact... that could be funny if done right
     
  14. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    I've asked this here before and it can be researched (I know the answer):

    What would we call oranges if they were blue?
     
  15. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    You could do something about the effects of alcohol on coordination. Have someone drink increasing amounts for every stage of the test and after each stage have them run an obstacle course while having things thrown at them?

    ...on second thought, this has nothing to do with your original question...I'm just looking for excuses to get people looking like idiots in front of a camera.
     

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