Gym Pet Peeves

[craigblitz]

I searched and did not see a thread like this, I did see homos in gym, breastfeeding in a gym, Police called to gym, etc but no Pet Peeves. Anyway, I feel like bitching so here are my top 3 gym pet peeves (trust me the list is a lot longer) please feel free to add.

1.) Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT use the squat rack as a fuc*ing place to curl. Most gyms do not have enough racks as is and to see it filled with dick heads curling annoys me to no end

2.) DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT ask to work in with me if you need to adjust the weight (+ or - ) by more then a plate or so. There is nothing worse then having some ass clown work in with you who has to remove a ton of weight before he can begin.

3.) Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT be a cock-sniff and look all pissy at the dude who dropped the dumbbells after he finished his set. I am sorry but sometimes it is not feasible to gently let down 100+ lbs dumbbells after you exhausted yourself. I am not saying be a needle dick and throw down the weights, but sometimes to be safe you need to let go of the weight at a safe point.

Ok, there are my top 3, lets hear yours.

 

[Thump]

I searched and did not see a thread like this, I did see homos in gym, breastfeeding in a gym, Police called to gym, etc but no Pet Peeves. Anyway, I feel like bitching so here are my top 3 gym pet peeves (trust me the list is a lot longer) please feel free to add.

1.) Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT use the squat rack as a fuc*ing place to curl. Most gyms do not have enough racks as is and to see it filled with dick heads curling annoys me to no end

2.) DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT ask to work in with me if you need to adjust the weight (+ or - ) by more then a plate or so. There is nothing worse then having some ass clown work in with you who has to remove a ton of weight before he can begin.

3.) Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT be a cock-sniff and look all pissy at the dude who dropped the dumbbells after he finished his set. I am sorry but sometimes it is not feasible to gently let down 100+ lbs dumbbells after you exhausted yourself. I am not saying be a needle dick and throw down the weights, but sometimes to be safe you need to let go of the weight at a safe point.

Ok, there are my top 3, lets hear yours.

Guys who brag about using 100lb. dumbells and drop their weights on the floor when there's a sign that says not to.

Follow directions dumbass.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

1 - Do not expect to use the squat rack while I'm curling
2 - If I'm workin in with ya, and your pussy ass can't lift more weight, man up and quit bitching that I gotta take it up more than a plate, softie.
3- If you can't put down your weight like someone who knows what they're doing, take some weight off. Friggin show off.

 

[craigblitz]

^^^ Cock-Sniff, mighty wrong assumption if you thought I was speaking of myself dropping them, but thank you for playing.

 

[Cornerback6]

Yes...

1) Definitely people who throw or slam their dumbbells regardless of weight.

2) Also people who grunt so loud it sounds like they're giving birth out of their anus.

3) Guys who wear the tanktops that are so minimal and have such tiny straps that their nipples are hanging out. Hilarious, but annoying.

 

[Thump]

Here's another, wieghtlifter guy, you know, the guy who comes in with huge arms, fake tan, no legs, the razor wire tattoo around their biceps, tons of cologne, and the huge ipod who is in the gym for about an hour and a half but actually only does about 5 minutes of true lifting.

The other hour 25 is spent walking back and forth, messing with his Ipod, talking to his buddies, and constantly looking at himself in the mirror from different angles.

 

[Cornerback6]

People who lift and talk on their cell phone. Maybe an unfair one, but it bothers me for some reason. It's an hour of your life ya know? Put the phone down for heaven's sake.

 

[craigblitz]

Here's another, wieghtlifter guy, you know, the guy who comes in with huge arms, fake tan, no legs, the razor wire tattoo around their biceps, tons of cologne, and the huge ipod who is in the gym for about an hour and a half but actually only does about 5 minutes of true lifting.

The other hour 25 is spent walking back and forth, messing with his Ipod, talking to his buddies, and constantly looking at himself in the mirror from different angles.

If I could add rep to you, I would...Hhahahahah

 

[Brutus1]

2.) There is nothing worse then having some ass clown work in with you who has to remove a ton of weight before he can begin.

Guys that claim to lift a TON, then get pissed when you can only put up 700#.


Non-cleaners.

People that leave their soap in the shower.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Apostrophe's in plural's. :p

 

[Romanowski]

Romo's Top Signs That You're A Total Tool...

1. can't stand it when dudes take 5 minutes between sets to chat with their friends or to go flirt with the aerobics instructor...

2. can't stand it when I see pussies using the preacher curl bar standing up, then using all back to get the weight up, use less weight buddy...

3. can't stand it when dude's wear body builder shorts and cut-off sweatshirts, I didn't know that was required...

4. when in the locker room, why are dudes fixing their hair before they work out?

5. if you're going to grunt between reps, please don't do it so the whole gym can hear you...if you feel you're having a bowel movement, rack it and head to the john, and then politely excuse yourself from the gym, save yourself the embarrassment and never come back

 

[Cornerback6]

People who wear Under Armor that should be wearing trash bags or 3XL ponchos.

 

[StooGrimson]

Gym pet peeves...

3) Fat chicks in tight outfits
2) People who us emore than one machine/item at a time
1) People who don't wipe down equipment after using it

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

1 - Short people working out in AF Gear.

 

[Jeffcat]

1 - Short people working out in AF Gear.

this also kind of bothers me. its a gym not a fashion show. why the hell are you wearing designer clothes for one in a gym and secondly why would you blow money on them and then where them to the gym. completely goes along with me talking about the male ego.