DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfjwTtxdmac"]YouTube - Jim Rome's take on Gym Guy[/ame]
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Apache;1878616; said:
Agreed.
Just got back from the gym and I noticed a gym chilaxin his fat [censored] on the seated leg machine talking to his buddy that was doing some incline crunches. He seemed put out when I asked if he was using it or not.
I am threw him threw the wall. But he's the guy that wears a cut off tee to show off his farmer tans and upper arm fat. Im sure he's also the type that wants to "shadow box" in between sets.
My personal gym pet peeves (my on base gym):
1) Stop allowing your 12 year old son and his football friends to take up all the weights while you are in the cardio room (mom/dad). I make a living off of my fitness (bi-annual military fitness testing), so my priorities aren't just hanging out and throwing some numbers around for fun. Im in here to do work and stay in shape - police your dependents.
2) Quit slamming the weights. We get it you can do Press Downs with 200 lbs - you don't impress me.
3) Put the plates back on the rack in order. Im sorry but just because you got done with your killer workout and you're tired doesn't give an excuse to load up the 25lb weight rack with a 25lb, two 10lbs, and a 5 lb plate.
4) Quit shadowboxing in between sets. You want to walk around silently and stretch out? Thats cool, I do it too - but don't act like you are Floyd Mayweather in between your bench press of 180 lbs, you really look even weaker.
5) Wear appropriate attire. Im sick of seeing boots, jeans, earings, straight bill baseball caps, and other articles of clothing that makes a man appear like e just walked in off the street to hang out.
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matt_thatsme
Ain’t nobody got time for that
Discovered a new gym pet peeve today....
The old man that is entirely too comfortable walking around in the locker room for prolonged periods of time sans clothes or towel. Especially when I am sitting on the bench putting my shoes on and he gets right next to me, places one leg up on the bench and proceeds to use the towel like anal floss. There are benches all over the locker room without people sitting on them, dry your ass crack elsewhere please and then promptly put some fucking clothes on.
The old man that is entirely too comfortable walking around in the locker room for prolonged periods of time sans clothes or towel. Especially when I am sitting on the bench putting my shoes on and he gets right next to me, places one leg up on the bench and proceeds to use the towel like anal floss. There are benches all over the locker room without people sitting on them, dry your ass crack elsewhere please and then promptly put some fucking clothes on.
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
Was he blow drying his balls with a hair dryer?matt_thatsme;1951030; said:
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matt_thatsme
Ain’t nobody got time for that
You might think, but no. Typically, when there are numerous other empty benches the resident nudist chooses one of the other benches to wick away the moisture from his taint. This was more like the instance where there are 20 urinals, you are the only guy in the bathroom taking a piss and some dude walks in and uses the urinal right next to you.
I have heard stories of the ball blow dryer, but have never witnessed the spectacle myself.
I have heard stories of the ball blow dryer, but have never witnessed the spectacle myself.
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buxfan4life
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear... shades.
GeorgiaBuck2;1971852; said:
NTTAWWT
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DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
It's been a while since I've gone to the gym, I do it all at home. When I did belong to a gym back in the mid 90's I remember one guy who was very dedicated and strong but a total asshole. He'd walk by you when you were lifting and make comments when he saw you doing something that he felt was wrong, not helpful comments but very sarcastic and belittling comments.
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matt_thatsme;1951055; said:
This is completely irrelevant.
I was at this place that had this freaking amazing blow dryer. It had like hundred mile per hour winds that dried your hands in two seconds. It wasn't that blade one by Dyson, it was better.
So anyway, I tend to wash my face a lot. One habit from NYC is lots of walking, and when you walk a few miles in 100 degree heat your head becomes a mess.
I have to dry my face. It made sense to me just bend over and put it under this apocalypse dryer. My face was facing upward and the thing instantly expanded my lungs and forced me to stumble back and exhale the greatest lung gust ever as I fell down against a wall.
It was freaking hilarious, and yes, I was meeting friends of someone else's out, nobody knew me, and I was not alone in the room. Epic fail.
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scarletmike
Researching the Magic!
Those Xcelerator dryers are amazing. I use them at amusement parks to dry off shirts and shorts after water rides, because they don't do a half-bad job of it.
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