Half the distance to the goal

[BB73]

I love it when someone attempts to portray himself as an intellectual by mentioning things like the 'natural log cabin' and dropping the name of Richard Feynman. My kids are aware of integrals and nanotechnology, and they learned those things during their sophomore or junior years in high school.

I guess that's appropriate though, since Smitty's attempts at humor are sophomoric, and he calls his penis 'Junior'.

edit - I have to mention Ayn Rand. When Smitty's reach the end of his Junior-jacking, he thinks he sees 'The Fountainhead'.

 

[smithlabs]

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[Deety]

Sweet mercy. I lost 14 IQ points just reading that.

I play way too much PS2 NCAA2005 (and thus have too much coaching skill) to even address such a question.

shut up. you only have 886 posts. you dont know shit.

Can't... stop... laughing...

 

[BB73]

The rules are the NCAA's football rules for the 2004 season, Einstein.

Lightning.... I'll refer you to my post count. I clearly know more than you.

Am I the only one that thinks these guys are compensating for something? Obviously one can learn a lot from spending time on these forums and participating in the discussions, but the claim that your wisdom is equivalent to your post count is ridiculous.

This shows the respect BKB had around here before he got over 1000 posts. Of course, that only takes him about a week when he's really rolling.

 

[BB73]

Just remember; Joe Paterno didn't have ANY posts when he took over at PSU!

And over 42 years later, he still has zero posts, since he's clueless about computers.

[BN27] JoePa lies!!! [BN27]

 

[Mac]

Can't... stop... laughing...

This is almost a 3yr bump...WELL DONE

But yeah when I read that I laughed

 

[iambrutus]

holy old posts batman

 

[Jake]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BuckeyeNation27 again."

I love you man. If I were a woman, or gay, I'd stalk you til you were mine.

Homo!

 

[ScriptOhio]

I have been wondering about something for a long time now and I finally have a chance to ask this question. Why did Indiana try and run a play inside of their own five yard line? If they don't snap the ball the worst that happens is they move half the distance to the goal on a delay of game penalty. Eventually the defense will commit a penalty and the offense will move out beyond the five yard line. A long series of delay of game penalties will also take the home crowd out of the games and disrupt the flow of the game. Disrupting flow and quieting the crowd are probably in your favor if you have just been pinned deep in your own territory. You can also send in second and third string lineman to take free shots at the first string defensive lineman. Perhaps you get called for a false start or maybe even a personal foul but who really cares. You will just be penalized half the distance to the goal. If you do decide to actually run a play it will come as a complete surprise to the defense. I of course, would never try this strategy in a home game because I wouldn't want my home crowd to get board and restless. There also could be some debate if this strategy should be employed within the five yard line or only if you are pinned closer to the goal line. The fundamental truth remains, the offense can only be penalized half the distance to the goal and the defense will sooner or later commit at least a five yard penalty. The advantage goes to the offense.

Am I missing something here?
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Smithlabs

 

[BuckNutty]

in an infinite number of chances....one, one event did occour....two humans mated to give birth to the stupidest fuck this world has ever seen.....you....congrats for being a physical near impossibility.....

Clearly this post was pre-baptism.