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Happy Birthday AKAK

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by osugrad21, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Leave your gifts here...

    I rented you a lady....hurry up I could only afford an hour :)

  2. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    enjoy buddy. dont eat em all in one place

    now nobody else can do the paint chip reference
  3. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Here ya go...(hint: open 27's gift first)


    And for later...

    Last edited: Jan 27, 2005
  4. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    I got you this

  5. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    I was trying to get you a weekend pass from the home for the criminally insane, but Rugby took it.
  6. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    Wow... you guys know all the stuff I like... Toasted Talking Paint Chips... 8 minute conjugal visits from the looney bin with "hot chicks."

    All class.

    HAppy Birthday to NJ as well... who turned 19 the day I was born and celebrated the end of that massy conflict in S.E.A. at on that day... so as he told me in a PM, he enjoyed my birthday quite a bit... But who didn't? :wink2:
  7. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    Have a glass of this on me. It goes well with chips.

  8. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    Christ... Why do I feel like by the end of this birthday, I'm going to end up in a suite full of grapefruits at the Mint hotel in a bathtub screaming for someone to play the White Rabbit
  9. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    why dont i have AKAK's birthday off here at work? damn government.
  10. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    Happy B-Day... I assume you will be with Mrs. AKAK tonight (ie not at happy hour)... unless something major comes up I will finally be able to go get a drink tonight...
  11. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    I will be with Mrs AKAK.. though I tried to get out of it. :wink2:
  12. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    The dwarf-whore I rented will be very disappointed...let me go cancel the foam machine and farm animals:sad2:
  13. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

    Happy Birthday AKAK... I started celebrating a couple days ago.. and last night maybe a bit too much... so I'm starting pretty slow today... the cloud in my head is dissipating slowly... brain cells are trying to regenerate... I turned down birthday favors last night from some blond... but she just WOULD NOT shut up... for hours... when she started making addl birthday outing plans for me and this group I was with for later this week, I resorted to a Tucker Max line and straight-faced whispered 'I hope the sores on my genitals heal in time'...
  14. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    If you're going to use Tucker Max you gotta go with the smack her on the ass and say "[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]run along now. Man talk."[/font]
  15. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    Priceless. Good luck for the rest of the week. :wink2:

    Though... I'm sure no one else cares... Other than NJ and I, some interesting people were born on this date....

    Nick Mason... One Pink Floyd Guy, at least... goes good with Paint Chips.

    Cris Collingsworth- Causes bad Trips on Paint Chips while trying to enjoy Football games.

    WolfGang Amadeus Mozart- Pretty Good for chillin with Paint Chips... Magic Flute? Where?

    Bridgett Fonda- On Paint Chips and fell like banging a hippie? Its a good place to start.

    Lewis Carrol- Clearly a Paintchip Junkie. (Also inspired the aforementioned White Rabbit... Good with Paintchips)

    And of course, My favorite-

    Frederick Wilhelm Viktor Albert of Hohenzollern- (Chipped up enough to start WWI jsut because some fat Duke got whacked in Sarajevo)

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