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Happy Birthday AKAK

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osugrad21

osugrad21

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Leave your gifts here...

I rented you a lady....hurry up I could only afford an hour :)

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Wow... you guys know all the stuff I like... Toasted Talking Paint Chips... 8 minute conjugal visits from the looney bin with "hot chicks."

All class.


HAppy Birthday to NJ as well... who turned 19 the day I was born and celebrated the end of that massy conflict in S.E.A. at on that day... so as he told me in a PM, he enjoyed my birthday quite a bit... But who didn't? :wink2:
 
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Christ... Why do I feel like by the end of this birthday, I'm going to end up in a suite full of grapefruits at the Mint hotel in a bathtub screaming for someone to play the White Rabbit
 
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Happy B-Day... I assume you will be with Mrs. AKAK tonight (ie not at happy hour)... unless something major comes up I will finally be able to go get a drink tonight...
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I will be with Mrs AKAK.. though I tried to get out of it. :wink2:
 
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Happy Birthday AKAK... I started celebrating a couple days ago.. and last night maybe a bit too much... so I'm starting pretty slow today... the cloud in my head is dissipating slowly... brain cells are trying to regenerate... I turned down birthday favors last night from some blond... but she just WOULD NOT shut up... for hours... when she started making addl birthday outing plans for me and this group I was with for later this week, I resorted to a Tucker Max line and straight-faced whispered 'I hope the sores on my genitals heal in time'...
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
Happy Birthday AKAK... I started celebrating a couple days ago.. and last night maybe a bit too much... so I'm starting pretty slow today... the cloud in my head is dissipating slowly... brain cells are trying to regenerate... I turned down birthday favors last night from some blond... but she just WOULD NOT shut up... for hours... when she started making addl birthday outing plans for me and this group I was with for later this week, I resorted to a Tucker Max line and straight-faced whispered 'I hope the sores on my genitals heal in time'...
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If you're going to use Tucker Max you gotta go with the smack her on the ass and say "[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]run along now. Man talk."[/font]
 
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'I hope the sores on my genitals heal in time'...
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Priceless. Good luck for the rest of the week. :wink2:

Though... I'm sure no one else cares... Other than NJ and I, some interesting people were born on this date....

Nick Mason... One Pink Floyd Guy, at least... goes good with Paint Chips.

Cris Collingsworth- Causes bad Trips on Paint Chips while trying to enjoy Football games.

WolfGang Amadeus Mozart- Pretty Good for chillin with Paint Chips... Magic Flute? Where?

Bridgett Fonda- On Paint Chips and fell like banging a hippie? Its a good place to start.

Lewis Carrol- Clearly a Paintchip Junkie. (Also inspired the aforementioned White Rabbit... Good with Paintchips)

And of course, My favorite-

Frederick Wilhelm Viktor Albert of Hohenzollern- (Chipped up enough to start WWI jsut because some fat Duke got whacked in Sarajevo)
 
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