Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Gatorubet]

If you click on the FB post, there is an equal chance the cat killed itself to get away from its owner.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Man accused of murdering and eating his ex-girlfriend ruled mentally fit to stand trial

Joseph Oberhansley has been in prison in September 2014, when his ex-girlfriend Tammy Jo Blanton was found dead in her home in Jeffersonville, in the US state of Indiana.

Mr Oberhansley is accused of breaking into Ms Blanton’s house, raping her, stabbing her to death, then sawing her head and body open to eat her brain, heart and lungs.

Despite the state psychiatrist’s decision, Mr Oberhansley’s competency can still be contested by his defence lawyers, according to prosecutors.

His fitness for trial has been questioned since his defence team requested an psychiatric assessment in February 2017, noting he was “suspicious, paranoid, uncommunicative and agitated”.

A judge consulted psychiatrists and ruled he was not competent in October 2017.

Entire article: https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-accused-murdering-eating-ex-101555389.html

 

[Jaxbuck]

Man accused of murdering and eating his ex-girlfriend ruled mentally fit to stand trial

Joseph Oberhansley has been in prison in September 2014, when his ex-girlfriend Tammy Jo Blanton was found dead in her home in Jeffersonville, in the US state of Indiana.

Mr Oberhansley is accused of breaking into Ms Blanton’s house, raping her, stabbing her to death, then sawing her head and body open to eat her brain, heart and lungs.

Despite the state psychiatrist’s decision, Mr Oberhansley’s competency can still be contested by his defence lawyers, according to prosecutors.

His fitness for trial has been questioned since his defence team requested an psychiatric assessment in February 2017, noting he was “suspicious, paranoid, uncommunicative and agitated”.

A judge consulted psychiatrists and ruled he was not competent in October 2017.

Entire article: https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-accused-murdering-eating-ex-101555389.html

Nothing says "we're through" like eating her brain

jesus

 

[Jagdaddy]

Nothing says "we're through" like eating her brain

jesus

It was their 16th conversation that put him over the edge:

 

[OHSportsFan]

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[AKAK]

And here I was sure we'd get will Ferrell skydiving with dildos.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And here I was sure we'd get will Ferrell skydiving with dildos.

why not both?

 

[OHSportsFan]

Dangerously Horny Dolphin Ruins Swimming for French Town

 

[Dryden]

Dangerously Horny Dolphin Ruins Swimming for French Town

What? Antonio Cromartie never played for the Dolphins!

 

[OHSportsFan]

What? Antonio Cromartie never played for the Dolphins!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Dangerously Horny Dolphin Ruins Swimming for French Town

Lonely dolphin has humped so many tourists that a French town had to ban swimming with him
Entire article: https://bgr.com/2018/08/28/horny-dolphin-zafar-france/

 

[Oh8ch]

Lonely dolphin has humped so many tourists that a French town had to ban swimming with him
Entire article: https://bgr.com/2018/08/28/horny-dolphin-zafar-france/

I'd hit it.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Stink bomb: Denver man accused of throwing dog feces at woman through car window
One woman in the Berkeley neighborhood found herself on the business end of a foul-smelling surprise

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/09/07/denver-man-accused-throwing-dog-feces/

 

[Jagdaddy]

Romance novelist who wrote essay on 'How to Murder Your Husband' now accused of murdering her husband

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/12/us/murder-husband-nancy-brophy-romance-novelist-trnd/index.html