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who the hell is this dude Todd Starnes?

this is supposedly Austin ISD ... gotta say they had stuff on sex ed 2 years ago and i would think the Gov, Lt Gov, and State Legislature woulda had a field day. Gov and the state officials hate austin as it is and never miss a chance to poke, prod, threaten ...

however its prolly better than Rick Perry’s “absence only” policy

cause you know no one young is having sex
 
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who the hell is this dude Todd Starnes?

this is supposedly Austin ISD ... gotta say they had stuff on sex ed 2 years ago and i would think the Gov, Lt Gov, and State Legislature woulda had a field day. Gov and the state officials hate austin as it is and never miss a chance to poke, prod, threaten ...

however its prolly better than Rick Perry’s “absence only” policy

cause you know no one young is having sex
You said "poke and prod"

Tee hee
 
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'He picked the wrong house': Bodybuilder, 82, fights break-in suspect



An 82-year-old woman found herself in danger after she says a man broke into her home – until she turned the tables on the intruder.

Willie Murphy says she was getting ready for bed Thursday night, just after 11 p.m., when a man began pounding on her door.

“He was outside and saying, ‘Please call an ambulance,’ saying, ‘I’m sick, I’m sick,’” she said.

She called the police, but wouldn’t let him inside. That, she says, is when he became angry.

“I hear a loud noise,” she said. “I’m thinking, 'What the heck was that? The young man is in my home. He broke the door.”

What the suspect likely didn’t realize is Murphy is an award-winning bodybuilder who works out at the YMCA almost every day.

“He picked the wrong house to break into,” she said.

Murphy says it was dark, so she was able to hide as the suspect walked through her house. She acted quickly and grabbed the closest thing she could find.

“I picked up the table, and I went to work on him,” she said. ‘The table broke.”
“And when he’s down,” she continued, “I’m jumping on him.”

She says, once the suspect was injured, she ran and grabbed a bottle of shampoo – and started pouring it on him.

“I grabbed the shampoo,” she said. “Guess what? He’s still on the ground. In his face, all of it, the whole thing.”

“I got the broom,” she continued. “He’s pulling the broom. I’m hitting him with the broom.”


Finally, officers arrived. The man was sent to the hospital and Murphy was applauded by first responders.

“The officers that came wanted to go on my front porch and take selfies with me,” she said.

Friday, she returned to the YMCA and got a hero’s welcome.

For the record, Murphy says she can deadlift 225 pounds. She hopes this story inspires people of all ages.

Entire article: https://13wham.com/news/local/he-picked-the-wrong-house-82-year-old-beats-up-break-in-suspect
 
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Mother of children found hanged in basement charged with their murder and sex with dog






Pennsylvania mother killed her kids and then got caught having sex with her dog in her cellphone videos



My God! Nothing funny about this one. Link
 
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Michigan high school football player who injured knee in game dies after surgery

fellas.. knee cartilage and meniscus tears obviously involve knee operations at times..
ASK the doctor if they use tourniquets.. if they do, you dramatically increase odds of blood clots...
doctors up to speed on newest techniques do NOT use tourniquets for these
VOICE OF EXPERIENCE.. to BOTH. This could have been me
 
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Woman suffers near fatal reaction after sex with husband

A couple’s sexual intercourse nearly ended in tragedy after the woman had an anaphylactic reaction to a medication her husband was taking, which she was exposed to through his semen... guess there is such a thing as a bad blowjob
If causing your wife to have an anaphylactic reaction to a medication after sex is wrong...


Edit: damnit, BB73
 
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