Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[LostLassie]

http://gothamist.com/2017/10/05/junior_mints_lawsuit.php

Box Of Junior Mints Should Have More Junior Mints, Lawsuit Alleges

Oh, JFC, can't these people read the weight of the contents listed on the box?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh, JFC, can't these people read the weight of the contents listed on the box?

Looking at that headline I am actually quite happy.

It seems we have solved every problem of any possible significance to humanity and someone is now using his extra time to solve the age old Junior Mints conundrum.

 

[BayBuck]

http://gothamist.com/2017/10/05/junior_mints_lawsuit.php

Box Of Junior Mints Should Have More Junior Mints, Lawsuit Alleges

Of course it seems small... It's a junior mint!

 

[Jagdaddy]

Longmont police: Man knocked out power to auto parts store with erotic whip

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/14/oreilly-auto-parts-power-knocked-out-by-erotic-whip-longmont/

 

[LostLassie]

Longmont police: Man knocked out power to auto parts store with erotic whip

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/14/oreilly-auto-parts-power-knocked-out-by-erotic-whip-longmont/

A short time later police received a call from an employee at O’Reilly Auto Parts...who said that someone had jammed a British Fantasy Series Metal Beaded Flogger into the business’s breaker box, knocking out power to the business. Longmont Power & Communications responded to O’Reilly’s and removed the whip.

The Flogger was quoted as saying: "Thank God it was a breaker box! Ever since I was manufactured, I've had nightmares about what I might end up jammed into."

 

[Jaxbuck]

Longmont police: Man knocked out power to auto parts store with erotic whip

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/14/oreilly-auto-parts-power-knocked-out-by-erotic-whip-longmont/

even better, the guy actually used a dirty hoe in the same event

classic

 

[Dryden]

Gardener, 62, got so fed up with his wife's nagging he went to live in the woods for TEN YEARS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4971766/Man-moved-woods-TEN-YEARS-nagging-wife.html

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gardener, 62, got so fed up with his wife's nagging he went to live in the woods for TEN YEARS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4971766/Man-moved-woods-TEN-YEARS-nagging-wife.html

So the age old question arises...if a man speaks in the woods and his wife isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[Dryden]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...-cops-mistake-glazed-doughnut-crumbs-for-meth

Florida Man Awarded $37,500 After Cops Mistake Glazed Doughnut Crumbs For Meth

 

[Jaxbuck]

Arizona takes a shot at the title

Man tries to kill spider with blowtorch and accidentally burns house down

 

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[Jagdaddy]

"Don’t eat your placenta, researchers warn"

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/18/dont-eat-your-placenta/

 

[Dryden]

"Don’t eat your placenta, researchers warn"

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/18/dont-eat-your-placenta/

 

[ScriptOhio]

"Don’t eat your placenta, researchers warn"

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/18/dont-eat-your-placenta/

Re: Kim Kardashian West tweeted about eating her placenta in a bid to get people to download her app. Her sister, Kourtney, fed some placenta to her family as a prank.

I knew there was a reason I never watched their show.