Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you don't really take it anywhere?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is it that the lights are always red longer when you're late?
Why is it that when something bad happens to someone, it's pretty funny, but when that same thing happens to me, it sucks?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is it that the lights are always red longer when you're late?
Why is it that when something bad happens to someone, it's pretty funny, but when that same thing happens to me, it sucks?
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