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Holiday Edition...Things that annoy me

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by iambrutus, Dec 16, 2004.

  1. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool He's back and better than ever!

    Along the reindeer headbands, I hate santa hats on people.....just walking down the street with a santa hat on....why?

    Also when someone is sitting there in a parking lot for 10 mins waiting for a person to start there car and pull out so they can pull in......When there is a spot open not even 10 feet away. Its like put down the ho ho and walk the extra 10 feet.

    Office Chritmas parties

    white christmas trees....trees are green...not white.
     
  2. JXC

    JXC 17-2 since 2001

    I hate the fact that omewhere along the line Christmas became longer than a day. Last time I checked Jesus wasn't born every day from Thanksgiving until New Year's. ONE DAY PEOPLE. Christmas is one freakin' day! If you wanna go ahead a celebrate Christmas Eve...that's fine, i'll give you that, but now it seems that Christmas time is starting even before Thanksgiving.

    I'm going to start celebrating my birthday a month early. And then i'll have after-birthday parties too. It'll be like a total of 6 weeks of pure celebration. Too bad my birthday's suck.

    Jesus is getting kind of old though, isn't he? I thought old people didn't like their birthday's to be celebrated anyway.
     
  3. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    New Editions:

    People that decorate their houses before December (and have the lights on)

    Company Christmas Lunch where all of the rich white guys act like they are one of you, but really they are just feeling slightly guilty about being a rich white guy that pays you like an illegal mexican immigrant

    How everyone trys to act all nice around Christmas when they have been a real dick the rest of the year

    Finding out a few days before christmas that "jane so and so" is going to be at your parents and you really should get her a little something

    Holiday music ring tones on cell phones, its bad enought that i have to both hear your phone ring and also not be able to get away from christmas music, thank you for combining both of them in one shot, just increasing my hatred for you and taking me one inch closer to shoving that damn phone up your ass and killing you

    i think other than those i love the holiday season and i'm a pretty jolly guy that is easy going!!! LOL [​IMG]
     
  4. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Fat people.
     
  5. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    All of you Scrooges might want to check out the latest cartoon from JibJab (those guys who made the Bush-Kerry "This Land" cartoon). The grumpy Santa will help put you in the Holiday mood.

    http://www.jibjab.com/xmas/#
     
  6. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    That's one of the absolute all-time worst.

    Also:
    People who write checks to pay for something in a crowded store check-out line. There is no reason whatsoever to actually write out a check in a store anymore.

    Like iambrutus and JonathanXC, I hate the fact that Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year, especially in stores.

    I hate crowds at the mall.

    Egg-nog. Yuck.
     
  7. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

     
  8. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    dude....its jesus. he should get as long as he wants. once you can turn water into wine then your partys will last for a month too.

    dont get that bitch anything. her dad was the one that gave clarett all that money.
     
  9. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    im not so skinny....thump hates me :(
     
  10. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    I'm talking the morbidly obese people that need scooters to get around Meijer.

    I still like you man! :)
     
  11. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    i'm 5'6 and 362 lbs and drive a geo metro, do you still like me :) j/k

    i know what you mean, those are the people that have handicap parking stickers and the last time i checked Fat wasn't a handicap
     
  12. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Damn, man, you're built like a brick shit house!!

    You're right, fat isn't a handicap. It always seem that their scooter basket is filled up with Twinkies and HoHo's only to washed down by a two liter of Mountain Dew.
     
  13. Crump's brother

    Crump's brother Moxahala Park Carnie/ Rehoboth Strangler

    What annoys me is people in New England bitching about the weather. If you don't like snow-move. For some reason Flah-rida is seen as a paradise to these frickin idiots. I for one love snow, and am pissed that we don't have any yet.


    Thump, last time I went to The Great Wal of Zanesville down on Maple Ave. I saw several women that went at least 3 bills. Scary for me to imagine that any woman could be larger than I am.
     
  14. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Crump,


    The Z'ville Walmart is the center of the Fat Chick universe. I also bet you counted about 137 NASCAR stickers on the cars in the parking lots.

    By the way, does tyrus3 know you? Also, do I know you?
     
  15. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member

    How do you do it? How can you tick-off so many people while getting so many to agree with you. You have to be the most polarizing person on this message board (not that there is anything wrong with it).

    Not like egg-nog? What are you, a communist?!?! Next thing you'll tell us is that The Christmas Story is a horrible movie. Egg-nog is liquid ambrosia.
     

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