Holy Schnikeys!

[NorthernBuck]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/06/14/terrorism.indictment/index.html

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I knew the Michigan militia was behind all of this.

 

[stxbuck]

I heard about this, and can't say I'm unduly shocked-Columbus, w/ 40,000 Somalis is, along w/ Minneapolis, the #1 destination for Somali immigrants to the US. I think the FBI broke up some kind of money laundering ring for Al-Qaida run by Somaliis in Columbus a few years ago.
Maybe they were plotting to blow up Northland Mall on Morse-they knew no one would be there, or care................................

 

[NorthernBuck]

This makes me wonder how many people would think twice about seeing a Buckeye game with the knowlege that Columbus is a possible/probable target. Personaly, it would be on my mind and I would be nervous but I don't think anything could keep me from watching the Buckeyes.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I think if you die in the 'Shoe during a game, you go straight to heaven and meet 72 virgins. That may only be for the Michigan game, though. I'll have to check the Koran.

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Anyone living in Ohio (even from Somalia) should know to blow up "The Big House" and not "The Shoe". It holds more people and it's less likely to inspire the country to come together.

I think if you die in the 'Shoe during a game, you go straight to heaven and meet 72 virgins. That may only be for the Michigan game, though. I'll have to check the Koran.

I thought you got to meet the '68 Buckeyes and Woody presented you with the keys to the cheerleader harim room?

During the Michigan game you would also get a pair of gold pants that matches your halo. If you happened to be "dotting the I" at the time you get to come back to earth as a 240lb RB with 4.1 speed and crazy-good vision.

This last part isn't actually in the Koran, but it was told to my cleric directly and he did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[RugbyBuck]

If you die in the Big House, you come back as a whiny, disgruntled ex-Taco Bell employee destined to spend eternity posting incoherent, unsupported comments on various message boards.

 

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

If you die in the Big House, you come back as a whiny, disgruntled ex-Taco Bell employee destined to spend eternity posting incoherent, unsupported comments on various message boards.

Wait... :( ... does this mean he's here for eternity?

 

[gbearbuck]

heard about that this morning... maybe this will keep my wife out of the malls and decrease our monthing spending... doubful though...

 

[Bucklion]

I used to live right next to the Tuttle Crossing Mall

 

[jlb1705]

I think if you die in the 'Shoe during a game, you go straight to heaven and meet 72 virgins. That may only be for the Michigan game, though. I'll have to check the Koran.

Where I come from, dying in the 'Shoe would qualify as leaving heaven.

 

[BrutuStrength]

Rugby- You keep an eye out for your reputation now. He's likely to ding your rep a thousand times for a total impact of 0 points.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I was feeling left out. He'd only dinged me once.