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How could he not know?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by buckeyegrad, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. buckeyegrad

    buckeyegrad Don't Immanentize the Eschaton Staff Member


    A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth: a four-inch nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier. A nail gun backfired on Lawler, 23, on Jan. 6 while working in Breckenridge, a ski resort town in the central Colorado mountains. The tool sent a nail into a piece of wood nearby, but Lawler didn't realize a second nail had shot through his mouth, said his sister, Lisa Metcalse.;s=5:wink2:=news;dm=ss;w=320;tn=b
  2. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    What a numbskull.
  3. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    I saw that on the news last night...his mother (I hope) was about to smother him in the hospital bed
  4. Brutus1

    Brutus1 Don't be penurious, donate to the BP Spring Dr.

    He has since stated that he's going to get out of the construction business(no shit). He said he would like to get into the pizza making business.

    Darwin strikes !!!!
  5. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

  6. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Unless he has a fetish for older fat redneck women, his mother was mugging for the camera by hugging and caressing the guy's head as if he just returned from war....

    But then again, he may just have a fat old redneck fetish
  7. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    Okay-- I thought you meant his mother was going to do a Kevorkian on him or something... like with a pillow...

    I thought it was a bit extreme.
  8. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Well she was quite the buxom vixen:roll2:
  9. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    That's crazy. I don't know how you get shot IN THE HEAD with a nail gun and don't know it. IT also said that this guy now has between $80-100,000 worth of medical bills from the surgery, and no insurance.

    Sounds like this one's on us....
  10. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Bookie

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