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How dumb can you be?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by ScarletInMyVeins, Feb 25, 2005.

  1. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    This is an email that I just recieved from a girl that I work with. I don't know how someone can live in Columbus and not know this. Just read.


    here was my reply:
    I can't believe this chick... she should be deported to Michigan.
     
  2. Gobucki

    Gobucki I'm using the Internet!!!

    In all fareness to her, it's not like his name is Andy Katzenmoyer, or Craig Krenzel, or something that stands out. You can't get much more plain than Troy Smith. And most girls have not interest in football. My girlfriend can probably only name two or three players on the team, and she watches the games with me. It's just that she isn't as obsessed as we are.
     
  3. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    It's amazing that some people type as they talk. Could she use the word "Like" any more than she did? One of my pet peeves is students who have to use the word "like" every other word I won't even get on my soap box about that.

    SIMV,

    Do all of us a favor and punch that chick in the face as hard as you can.

    Go, "Like have you ever heard of like watching the fucking like news and knowing who like some of the popular like people are in your city?"

    After knocking out her teeth say, "Like here's a number for an oral surgeon." Like maybe you can go and play hockey after like having your mouth like repaired."


    Stupid bitch. :shake:
     
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2005
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  4. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    :lol: I would give you some rep for that but I can't :lol:
     
  5. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    So Troy's being a dick ("arrogant") and hitting on your coworkers. That sounds good for the program.

    Can the answers be yes and yes?
     
  6. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    technically she wasnt being a "valley girl" using like every other word. she was using it instead of phrases such as "so he said" or "and i replied".

    :biggrin:
     
  7. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    What's wrong with hitting on women (not physically)? You'd use that same line if you were somewhat of a celebrity. I know I would :lol:
     
  8. buckeyefool

    buckeyefool He's back and better than ever!

    Make sure you use the hello pages when you punch her in the face, then you can turn around and use it to find the number
     
  9. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    You mean the Yellow pages?

    I'm a big fan of using the yellow pages on annoying chicks.

    Problem is, probably a lot of people don't know what we're talking about buckeyefool.
     
  10. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    i know tom brady would :lol:

    youre like right...i like dont.
     
  11. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Like here's the explanation. I heard this guy on Stern talk about it once.

    Now I don't advocate hitting women at all but this was effin' funny.

    This Puerto Rican guy said that when he would punch his wife, he would hold the yellow pages up in front of her face and punch the yellow pages b/c it would disperse the energy of the punch and not leave any marks.

    Ingenious huh?

    So whenever I see or hear an annoying chick, all I have to say is "Yellow Pages" and my buddies and even wife know what I'm talking about.

    If they're real annoying I say "Zanesville Yellow Pages." (Really thin phone book that would hurt a lot) but if they're only slightly annoying, I say "New York City Yellow Pages" ( Much thicker and wouldn't hurt as much.)

    It's a code that you can say right in front of an annoying chick's face and they won't even know what you're talking about.
     
  12. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    During my wifes final quarter in grad school, she needed a couple of classes to graduate. She was on a full ride (worked part time @OSU for pay and free classes... at least the second year... why she couldn't get it during the first is still a mystery... oh yea, now I remember, it's because she didn't apply to any of them because she thought she was too late to apply and didn't think she would get it :( :( :( :( ) however the credits weren't enough to qualify her for her full ride... so she took a single credit golf class to fulfill her credit requirement to maintain her scholie...

    In that golf class was Anthony Schleigal... she wound up being his golfing buddy for the quarter... the two of them were the only two married in the class and she was the only one who left him alone.... at any rate she didn't know who he was until a couple of classes in.

    Evidently the girls were trying to hang all over Anthony... during dinner that night my wife asked me if I'd ever heard of Anthony Schlegal... I informed her he was the starting Mike and she began to laugh. Her quote was "he doesn't look like a linebacker"....

    good bless her. She grew up in a football family. Her father played college ball, has coached highschool for many, many years, he also coached in the indoor football leage (below the arena league), her brother plays college ball, etc... she knows the positions and has a vague idea of what everybody does (which is more than 95% of the ladies out there)... she is an osu fan, and didn't put two and two together...
     
  13. Bet she knows who ND 's QB is.....:biggrin:
     
  14. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    yet another lame attempt by NDC to interject notre dame into a conversation.
     
  15. yes i bet they buy makeup together at tuttle...
     

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