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How to identify someone's personality by what they drink.

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by daddyphatsacs, Nov 5, 2004.

  1. daddyphatsacs

    daddyphatsacs Let the cards fall...

    Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

    Drink : Beer.
    Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
    Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
    Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
    Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

    Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
    Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
    Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

    Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 liter cask)
    Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
    Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

    Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc
    Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
    Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

    Drink : Baileys.
    Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
    Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

    Drink : Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
    Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
    Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

    Cider : He's probably under aged and wants to get laid.
    Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor/student and wants to get laid.
    Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.
    Guinness : The man is a maniac and will get laid one way or another.
    Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
    Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
    Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
    Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
    Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
    Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
    Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, etc : He's gay. Blatantly.

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