LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
You might be a Floridian if:
You have more than 20 C & D batteries in your drawer.
You flinch, when introduced to a person named Charley, Frances or Ivan.
Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of "Spaghetti-O's".
Making Coffee on your propane grill, is nothing strange to do.
You're thinking of painting your house to match the plywood, covering your windows.
When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you tell them, it has 3 BR's, 2 Baths & a safe place.
You're on a first name basis, with the cashier at Home Depot.
You're delighted to pay $2.00 a gal for unleaded.
The road leading to your house, has been declared a "no wake zone."
You decide that your Patio furniture does look better, at the bottom of the pool.
You have the number of FEMA, on your speed dialer.
You own more than 3 large coolers.
You can wish other people get hit by a Hurricane and not feel guilty about it!
3 months ago, you couldn't hang a shower curtain, today, you can assemble a portable generator by candle light.
You catch a 5 lb catfish in your driveway.
At Cocktail parties, the women are attracted to the man with the largest "chainsaw."
You have had Tuna Fish for more than 5 days in a row.
Someone comes to your door, to tell you they found your roof.
Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
Relocating to North Dakota, does not seem like such a crazy idea.
You can recite from memory, whole portions of your insurance policy.
You have more than 20 C & D batteries in your drawer.
You flinch, when introduced to a person named Charley, Frances or Ivan.
Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of "Spaghetti-O's".
Making Coffee on your propane grill, is nothing strange to do.
You're thinking of painting your house to match the plywood, covering your windows.
When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you tell them, it has 3 BR's, 2 Baths & a safe place.
You're on a first name basis, with the cashier at Home Depot.
You're delighted to pay $2.00 a gal for unleaded.
The road leading to your house, has been declared a "no wake zone."
You decide that your Patio furniture does look better, at the bottom of the pool.
You have the number of FEMA, on your speed dialer.
You own more than 3 large coolers.
You can wish other people get hit by a Hurricane and not feel guilty about it!
3 months ago, you couldn't hang a shower curtain, today, you can assemble a portable generator by candle light.
You catch a 5 lb catfish in your driveway.
At Cocktail parties, the women are attracted to the man with the largest "chainsaw."
You have had Tuna Fish for more than 5 days in a row.
Someone comes to your door, to tell you they found your roof.
Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
Relocating to North Dakota, does not seem like such a crazy idea.
You can recite from memory, whole portions of your insurance policy.
