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LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
Dumbass from sales comes up to me with a "story idea" that she printed off the internet.... it was about how several local restaurants were busted in an undercover sting for making hamburgers out of horse meat and then using the money they saved to contribute to political candidates in the area. The article evens says it's an April Fools joke.... I point this out... AND SHE ARGUES with me about it. Almost tops one of the other idiots from sales who last year brought us a "story idea" from THE ONION!!!! THE FUCKING ONION!!!!
 
Similar dipshit story here. I left a printed copy of the Onion's "Bill Nye the Science Guy dies in vinegar and baking soda explosion" story in the teacher's room at work. By the end of the day, there was an email circulating that had at least ten people eulogizing Bill Nye, and saying what a tragedy it was...
 
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Crump's brother;1901887; said:
Similar dip[Mark May] story here. I left a printed copy of the Onion's "Bill Nye the Science Guy dies in vinegar and baking soda explosion" story in the teacher's room at work. By the end of the day, there was an email circulating that had at least ten people eulogizing Bill Nye, and saying what a tragedy it was...

I'm not sure what I consider more stupid, people not recognizing an Onion story or people thinking Bill Nye deserves to be eulogized.
 
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buckeyegrad;1901896; said:
I'm not sure what I consider more stupid, people not recognizing an Onion story or people thinking Bill Nye deserves to be eulogized.

Mr. Nye, I served with Julius Sumner Miller, I knew Julius Sumner Miller, Julius Sumner Miller was a friend of mine.

Bill, you're no Julius.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV8oK_x1_aI"]YouTube - Julius Sumner Miller - Physics - Liquid Nitrogen pt. 1[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjIUpimpG8I"]YouTube - Julius Sumner Miller - Physics - Liquid Nitrogen pt. 2[/ame]
 
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...then you aren't going to be a big fan of this guy.

Driving your auto to your location (your destination)

Date: 2011-04-05, 3:55AM EDT
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I will drive any non comercial vehicle to your desired destination. I require the cost of fuel and a purdiem along with some fun money. 661-932-3985 or email me Earl Have references.


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Sometimes (like when I need a good laugh) living in the South has it's perks.
 
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I'm going to keep this long story short.

Me and a buddy working on his truck, hear a loud THUMP and an immediate blood-curdling scream coming from across the street.

We look around the edge of the house and see a pair of twitching legs sticking out from under an RV with no rear wheels that is sitting on the ground.

My buddy calmly says "That RV has rolled off the jack. Go over there and I'll get my floor jack".

I run across the street to see my buddy's neighbor "Ghetto" underneath the RV and sure enough, it had rolled off the jack while he was working under it. He didn't bother to chock the front wheels, or to put it on jack stands.

He is screaming bloody murder.

Just about the time I get there, his fat-ass wife comes bursting out the door, shrieking like her fat ass is on fire.

I look under the RV and tell Ghetto that our friend is bringing a jack and just hold on.

I look up at his fat-ass wife and say "CALL 911!".

She looks back at me with tears streaming down her fat cheeks and says "WHAT'S THE NUMBER!?!".

True story.
 
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She probably called directory assistance/information to get the number and mis-dialed.

SmoovP;1903875; said:
I'm going to keep this long story short.

Me and a buddy working on his truck, hear a loud THUMP and an immediate blood-curdling scream coming from across the street.

We look around the edge of the house and see a pair of twitching legs sticking out from under an RV with no rear wheels that is sitting on the ground.

My buddy calmly says "That RV has rolled off the jack. Go over there and I'll get my floor jack".

I run across the street to see my buddy's neighbor "Ghetto" underneath the RV and sure enough, it had rolled off the jack while he was working under it. He didn't bother to chock the front wheels, or to put it on jack stands.

He is screaming bloody murder.

Just about the time I get there, his fat-ass wife comes bursting out the door, shrieking like her fat ass is on fire.

I look under the RV and tell Ghetto that our friend is bringing a jack and just hold on.

I look up at his fat-ass wife and say "CALL 911!".

She looks back at me with tears streaming down her fat cheeks and says "WHAT'S THE NUMBER!?!".

True story.
 
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SmoovP;1903875; said:
I'm going to keep this long story short.

Me and a buddy working on his truck, hear a loud THUMP and an immediate blood-curdling scream coming from across the street.

We look around the edge of the house and see a pair of twitching legs sticking out from under an RV with no rear wheels that is sitting on the ground.

My buddy calmly says "That RV has rolled off the jack. Go over there and I'll get my floor jack".

I run across the street to see my buddy's neighbor "Ghetto" underneath the RV and sure enough, it had rolled off the jack while he was working under it. He didn't bother to chock the front wheels, or to put it on jack stands.

He is screaming bloody murder.

Just about the time I get there, his fat-ass wife comes bursting out the door, shrieking like her fat ass is on fire.

I look under the RV and tell Ghetto that our friend is bringing a jack and just hold on.

I look up at his fat-ass wife and say "CALL 911!".

She looks back at me with tears streaming down her fat cheeks and says "WHAT'S THE NUMBER!?!".

True story.
:smash: a good friend of mine, RIP Cappy, used to say "the human race is highly over rated as a species"
 
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