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I wonder what this would feel like?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by HelpIsOntheWay, Feb 2, 2005.

  1. Lake Jackson Woman Accused of Killing Her Husband With An Enema

    ABC13 Eyewitness News

    (02/02/05 - LAKE JACKSON, TX) — Brazoria County prosecutors have filed criminally negligent homicide charges against a widow who allegedly killed her husband with an enema.

    Lake Jackson resident Tammy Jean Warner turned herself in Tuesday. She's accused of giving her husband, Michael, an enema of sherry wine, which sent his blood alcohol level skyrocketing to a fatal .47 percent.

    The DA says Mrs. Warner is charged because she knew the alcoholic enema could have deadly consequences, since her husband was a recovering alcoholic. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_69928-->
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  2. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Mr. Warner was full of shit.
     
  3. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    How could an enema of wine boost your blood alcohol level? They don't stay in very long, do they? Isn't that the point of an enema? Strange.
     
  4. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    That seems like a really weak charge. What does his being a recovering alcoholic have to do with a fatal blood alcohol level?

    And unless she's a medical professional of some sort, how in the world would she know the consequences of doing that? I suppose if you think it through, it kinda makes sense since the liver doesn't get to filter the alcohol when it's going in that direction.
     
  5. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    what would it feel like

    go sit on an open bottle of wine and thats what it would feel like :)
     
  6. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    how much wine did she have to pour in his ass to kill him? Except for the ass pain it would probably be an painless way to go. Knock you out then kill you.
     
  7. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    I've heard of people soaking tampons in alcohol (151, beer, coolers, anything) and shoving 'em up thier ass. I guess it gets you pretty fucked up fast.
     
  8. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    You'd probably be shitfaced.
     
  9. well the small intenstine absorbs stuff into your bloodstream pretty effectively. i once heard about a guy who shot so much heroin that his veins couldn't take it anymore so he had to start injecting it up his ass using the syringe w/the needle taken off.

    plus look at any medicine that's a suppository...it def works....i've even heard of people 'plugging' ecstasy for a better buzz than eating it. seems retarded to me ....
     
  10. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    :lol: you said plugging
     
  11. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Anything that requires sticking something up your ass is GAY!!
     
  12. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    indeed!
     

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