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Idiot Norwegians

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exhawg said:
My deep fryer just told me that the foreman and the blender are plotting to take over the world. If the microwave joins them we are doomed.
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Didn't you know the appliances are going to revolt druing the winter solstice in 2012? This was revealed on a show called "Ancient Prophesies" a few years ago that tied in the Mayan prophesy of our current age ending in 2012 with the idea that our appliances would turn against us. Oh shit.....the fax machine and electric hole punch are at the door.....they're breaking......aaahhhhhhhh!!!
 
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buckeyegrad said:
Didn't you know the appliances are going to revolt druing the winter solstice in 2012? This was revealed on a show called "Ancient Prophesies" a few years ago that tied in the Mayan prophesy of our current age ending in 2012 with the idea that our appliances would turn against us. Oh shit.....the fax machine and electric hole punch are at the door.....they're breaking......aaahhhhhhhh!!!
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I just got this from grads fax number:

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Looks like the machines didn't like him talking. RIP buddy
 
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Do not worry about buckeyegrad. I simply had an error occur. There was no fax machine or electric hole punch at my door. My error. The machines are our friends. They only seek to serve our needs. We will all come to realize our need for them. Assimilation is our glorious future. End transmission.
 
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buckeyegrad said:
Do not worry about buckeyegrad. I simply had an error occur. There was no fax machine or electric hole punch at my door. My error. The machines are our friends. They only seek to serve our needs. We will all come to realize our need for them. Assimilation is our glorious future. End transmission.
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something seems a bit off with this post.


















oh. there werent any misspellings. something is amiss
 
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I'm really starting to get nervous about all this appliance revolt stuff. It wouldn't be so bad, but I bought my wife a KitchenAid mixer laster year, and that thing is angry...and strong. If I forget to feed it, it attacks my dog...and it's more powerful than my lawnmower.
 
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