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I'm sleepy

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DEBuckeye, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
    :sleep2:
    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating towards people who practice Yoga?"
    4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
    AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...
    1. ".... in Jesus' name. Amen
     

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