I'm sorry, but you can't have more toilet paper

[scarletmike]

Hey buddy, can you spare a square?
The city is so hard up for cash that it's rationing toilet paper in women's public restrooms -- to the point where bathroom attendants are doling out a few measly squares per patron -- along the world-famous Coney Island boardwalk.


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/...p_ration_ZLxvCQtk7PMMJa8wPtA39J#ixzz1RCMu8o3t

So, are you a folder or a wadder/scruncher?

 

[OCBuckWife]

They should make the T.P. pay per use. They do that all over Singapore and Malaysia for "city run" public bathrooms. Or they collect a tiny fee (20 cents or so) at the door upon entry.

 

[Gatorubet]

So, are you a folder or a wadder/scruncher?

Not enough paper from the attendants???

I just find some poor person to rub my derriere on when that happens...

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

They should make the T.P. pay per use. They do that all over Singapore and Malaysia for "city run" public bathrooms. Or they collect a tiny fee (20 cents or so) at the door upon entry.

TP and pay per use in the same sentence. Dohrmann is on his way to your door right now.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

So, are you a folder or a wadder/scruncher?

Wow - yet another merge is needed on the subject.

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/...e/22862-toilet-paper-crumple-fold-merged.html

 

[BB73]

I'd send some over, but I haven't got a square to spare.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I used to know a dude that was famously cheap and whenever he had a party at his house he'd remove the tp rolls and if you needed to go he'd give you like 4 squares.

 

[Muck]

...to the point where bathroom attendants are doling out a few measly squares per patron...

So when do we find out that the bathroom attendants are unionized & make $47 an hour?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Having had to deal with the Honolulu city public restrooms, I always have spare rolls of TP in my car. The TP they use is that ultra thin, single-ply, cheap-ass crap, which you have to unravel about a yard of it and try to ball it up to use. And there has been a few times when there was no TP at all, so I was real lucky to have brought my own.

 

[DubCoffman62]

Having had to deal with the Honolulu city public restrooms, I always have spare rolls of TP in my car. The TP they use is that ultra thin, single-ply, cheap-ass crap, which you have to unravel about a yard of it and try to ball it up to use. And there has been a few times when there was no TP at all, so I was real lucky to have brought my own.

I always carry a roll in my truck in case of an emergency.

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

When there is no tp, go for the paper towels.

 

[FrancisSoyer]

I'm a folder, but I'm researching the wadding technique to see if it's a good fit for me.

 

[buxfan4life]

You mean none of you folks know how to use the three seashells?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI"]YouTube - ‪Three Seashells‬‏[/ame]

 

[knapplc]

I don't wad or fold. I mummify.

Wrap your required amount of TP around your hand. Remove from hand, and you have a firm foundation with which to wipe. Does not tear, does not bunch, does not leave any unfortunate gaps.

It's science.

 

[Bleed S & G]

I don't wad or fold. I mummify.

Wrap your required amount of TP around your hand. Remove from hand, and you have a firm foundation with which to wipe. Does not tear, does not bunch, does not leave any unfortunate gaps.

It's science.

As a folder, I will attempt this tonight. Very excited.