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I'm sorry, but you can't have more toilet paper

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I didn't take the toilet paper thing seriously at all. I have 4 4x rolls of Quilted Northern and 12 2x rolls of whatever Kroger's green brand. That should get me through until shelves are restocked, and if they're not, it probably means that I'll be able to trade one of my cans of SPAM to a neighbor for 160 or 170 of his 200 rolls because he has no canned or freeze dried food and is starving.
 
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Yesterday morning, I walked down the toilet paper aisle at Mariano's and lo and behold there were 3 packages of Cottenelle (6 double rolls per), nothing else. I grabbed one of them, and the other two were grabbed before I'd left the aisle. According to this site, I'm now good for 225 days. I figure that I've only got 80 to 100 days of food on hand.

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/
 
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How much TP hoarding can people do before the system catches up and the TP stock market crashes?
Just jump in the damn shower and treat yourself to a little clean off! Use a nice smelling soap.
My wife scored a package of Cottonell(limited to 2) at Senior Shopping Day at our local Smith's/Kroger. It's out there in the wild but restocking is slow so it creates the impression that there's a big shortage. People are stupid.
 
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