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Its Unprecedented - Oh How Things Have Changed

AJHawkfan said:
College kids don't throw beer, it's way too valuable to them.

:slappy:
You got that right!! I was selling my blood to buy beer when I was in school!! (if you can call what we could afford to drink, beer)

I know there's a great one-liner here, but it escapes me.
 
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The Python Philosopher's Song sketch (University of Wollamalloo - Down-Under) was what came to mind when I first saw the report.

John Cleese as 4th Bruce:
Well, gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules. Rule one: No pooftahs. Rule two: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever, if there's anyone watching. Rule three: No pooftahs. Rule four: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their rooms after lights out. Rule five: No pooftahs. Rule six: There is NO rule six. Rule seven: No pooftahs.
What would todays kids have made of 3.2 beer?
 
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