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Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men

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WOW. This is hilarious!!

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Wow, those are some hard-up motherfuckers. For $90, you could probably buy something that's going to do more for your loneliness than a pillow.

Or better yet, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, GET A LIFE, AND MEET A REAL GIRL!!
 
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Girlfriend Body Pillow: The Saddest Place to Lay Your Head

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Tossing and turning at night because your one-armed, lumpy-felt-breasted girlfriend left town? Or just feeling extra creepy? Never fear, sad lonely person: the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here. And it is just awful.


There's not much more to say, really, other than that if this is the Deluxe version I'd hate to see what standard gets you. Available now at Sears (!) for just ten bucks, plus all kinds of awkward explanations should a real human girl ever stop by. [Sears
 
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What's the male/female ratio in Japan? I figure something like this might go over big in China where there aren't enough women for all the men. I think this is just an act so we think the Japanese are all pussies with their fake woman pillows and small penises so they can try to take over the world again.
 
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jwinslow;1694267; said:
Girlfriend Body Pillow: The Saddest Place to Lay Your Head

500x_deluxecomfortgirlfriendbodypillow.jpg




Tossing and turning at night because your one-armed, lumpy-felt-breasted girlfriend left town? Or just feeling extra creepy? Never fear, sad lonely person: the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here. And it is just awful.


There's not much more to say, really, other than that if this is the Deluxe version I'd hate to see what standard gets you. Available now at Sears (!) for just ten bucks, plus all kinds of awkward explanations should a real human girl ever stop by. [Sears
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Hopefully it's more durable than a damned lovesac. BTW, anyone know how to return one of those?
 
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