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Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Bucktastic, Dec 15, 2004.

  1. Bucktastic

    Bucktastic Troy Smith for HEISMAN

  2. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    Think there are any holes for the really lonely guys?
     
  3. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Wow, those are some hard-up motherfuckers. For $90, you could probably buy something that's going to do more for your loneliness than a pillow.

    Or better yet, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, GET A LIFE, AND MEET A REAL GIRL!!
     
  4. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Awww, you gotta love those crazy Japanese!
     
  5. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Do they have an Anna Kournikova model? Or maybe Lindsay Lohan?
     
  6. scUM Buster

    scUM Buster kick some ass

    I want one of those. Hell, I can make a hole if it doesn't already have one.:groove:

    Who's yer Daddy?!?
     
  7. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

    Girlfriend Body Pillow: The Saddest Place to Lay Your Head

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    Tossing and turning at night because your one-armed, lumpy-felt-breasted girlfriend left town? Or just feeling extra creepy? Never fear, sad lonely person: the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here. And it is just awful.


    There's not much more to say, really, other than that if this is the Deluxe version I'd hate to see what standard gets you. Available now at Sears (!) for just ten bucks, plus all kinds of awkward explanations should a real human girl ever stop by. [Sears
     
  8. BigWoof31

    BigWoof31 Senior

    Gotta respect the fact that rather than spend money courting women, japanese men have openly said "Fuck it - we'll just manufacture the best parts"
     
  9. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    What's the male/female ratio in Japan? I figure something like this might go over big in China where there aren't enough women for all the men. I think this is just an act so we think the Japanese are all pussies with their fake woman pillows and small penises so they can try to take over the world again.
     
  10. OCBucksFan

    OCBucksFan I won a math debate

    Hopefully it's more durable than a damned lovesac. BTW, anyone know how to return one of those?
     
  11. Jake

    Jake here we go again ‘17 The Deuce Champ '18 The Deuce Champ Fantasy Baseball Champ

    That base is already covered, albeit in a creepy sort of way.

    Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll
     
  12. OCBucksFan

    OCBucksFan I won a math debate

  13. Taosman

    Taosman I am not a cat or a robot.

    From the outside things like this bother us much more than the typical Japanese.
     

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