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Jay Cutler (official thread)

Bumping this for my 2013 fantasy football based rants...

Fuck the following players (in no particular order):

Stevan Ridley
David Wilson
A.J. Green
Trent Richardson
Colin Kaepernick
Phil Dawson
Dwayne Bowe
Steve Smith
Sam Bradford
Steven Jackson
and the Texans Defense

oh, and Megatron for getting all hurt.

What a disaster.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like these losers, all of them, right here tonight. I want them brought from their friggin' mansions over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want them brought right here, with big ribbons on their heads, and I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
 
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Fascinating that you're going off on Kaepernick AND the Texans D tonight. Which do you want amigo? :lol:
No, these are just the guys that have already fucked me this season. I started the Texans D the first two weeks and got nothing. Have since switched to the browns D, which is one of the few positions getting me points. Kaep fucked me royally in weeks 2 & 3, and I've sat him in favor of Luck and Bradford the past two weeks until I see if the Niners can get their mojo back. He's looking decent so far tonight. I've also picked up Pryor. Basically, my roster has been a complicated disaster. It's desperation time for the Cleveland Steamers as I'm gonna be 1-4 after this week.
 
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