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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

I don't see what the big deal is. I have to agree with the harblow brothers.

There is no evidence that he actually ate the booger. First, I don't think it was for certain a booger. To me a booger contains at least a small amount of gooey snot and I just didn't see that. He clearly only got a little crust with his dig.

Now the question becomes, did he swallow the crust? I don't think he did. I think he just chewed on it for a while and spit it out.

So basically jimmy is a spitter. I know I know most on here would have bet he was a swallower, but there is not enough proof.
In booger eating law, there is no presumption of innocence.
 
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So, Jim-Blo said this: "In our preparation for Colorado we've had a hard time working humor into the preparations."

It has of course been well-documented that Jim-Blo burns out everyone around him over time, but one of the things that nonetheless really surprised me about The Game last year was that UM didn't come out with their hair on fire and "an enthusiasm unknown to mankind" and make the Buckeyes weather an early storm: They were just meh right from the opening kickoff and seemed physically and mentally gassed. Then, after a long break, they were dominant in their bowl game. I see a quote like the one above and wonder if OSU is going to benefit from UM being physically and mentally burned out by Jim-Blo as the end of each regular season.
 
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...fictional-depth-chart-entering-week-2-matchup

Booger boy doesn't like CU's depth chart hijinks.

Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh doesn't think messing with the depth chart is funny, even if the rest of the country does.

"In our preparation for Colorado we've had a hard time working humor into the preparations," the coach told Detroit's 97.1 FM (via Dan Murphy of ESPN.com). "I was trying to imagine how many people sat around and how many hours they worked on that."
 
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How many people spent hours on it? It probably took some student intern half as long as it took Michigan to send out mailers to recruits whose names are spelled wrong for events they didn't attend.

Or how many people-hours went into designing a poster that featured guys he was taking credit for who never played under Hairbooger.
 
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How many people spent hours on it? It probably took some student intern half as long as it took Michigan to send out mailers to recruits whose names are spelled wrong for events they didn't attend.
Also less time than Harbaugh and the people around him have spent thinking about eating boogers in the last few days.
 
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Harbaugh picks milk fight with UFM. Not humorous.
"Dan Patrick interviewed Harbaugh on his radio show Tuesday. Harbaugh was promoting milk. DP made a joke about how Urban Meyer only drinks 1% milk. Harbaugh took him seriously and said that Michigan men don't drink candy ass skim or 1% milk. Meme was born."
 
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Harbaugh picks milk fight with UFM. Not humorous.
"Dan Patrick interviewed Harbaugh on his radio show Tuesday. Harbaugh was promoting milk. DP made a joke about how Urban Meyer only drinks 1% milk. Harbaugh took him seriously and said that Michigan men don't drink candy ass skim or 1% milk. Meme was born."
I think you have to admit, though, that Harbaugh would probably kick Meyer's ass in an arm-wrestling competition.

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