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Jo Ann fabrics says no to customer who then has diarrhea on the spot.

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by Big Papa, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. Big Papa

    Big Papa Urban!!!!

    Wow, what a [Mark May]ty thing to have happen. :slappy:

    Worst Customer Service Ever: Jo-Ann Fabrics Refuses To Let Customer Use Bathroom, Even As She Suffers Diarrhea Right In Front Of Them - Consumerist

    sandgk likes this.
  2. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

  3. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    I bet the resulting lawsuit will be a real [Mark May]storm...
    cincibuck and TRON like this.
  4. Best Buckeye

    Best Buckeye Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting Staff Member

    Especially if she was wearing depends.:biggrin:
    Mike80 likes this.
  5. BuckeyeTillIDie

    BuckeyeTillIDie The North Remembers

    That stinks
  6. NFBuck

    NFBuck Colavito's Curse.

    "Intense diarrhea".:rofl::rofl::rofl:

    In a situation like this, fuck asking. Just go in and do it. Spray the wall while you're at it if they were such assholes.
  7. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    what a bunch of [Mark May]heads

    i hope this person sues JoAnn Fabrics and they go down the [Mark May]ter
    Buckeyedynasty likes this.
  8. sandgk

    sandgk Watson, Crick & A Twist

    Dear Cathy (name redacted)

    I was very sorry to hear about the stink you put up with our veteran assistant manager, Carla Cogswell when you visited our Logansport, Indiana store. It is one thing to have a point to make, performing your ablutions in front of this repeat employee-of-the-month was certainly not the way to make yourself heard, or smelt.
    We here at Jo-Ann Stores pride ourselves on a rigid application of our rules of decorum and public decency, and you, Cathy, have demonstrated a flagrant disregard for both. You might be interested to learn that Carla has been awarded a special award for her handling of this messy situation - we are flying her all expenses paid to a spa near Aspen. After her ordeal with what I can only term the [Mark May]tiest customer ever, it was the least we could do.
    So, let me get to the point in responding to your long and heartfelt missive. How dare you come into MY store and drop a load on MY shining new floor then blame Cathy, me and the entire Jo-Ann Stores family for your complete and utter lack of self control. Get some control over your bodily functions woman! When we say the bathroom is off limits that is what we mean. Pucker up that sphincter, if Rural King is too far then go into the parking lot. There is the perfect opportunity to do your business, if you insist on making an exhibition of yourself.
    You ask us if it is our policy to put your employees in a situation where they may have to clean up a customer's bodily fluids if they become ill in the store and are refused access to the rest room. Well, no, we rely on our customer's having tight butt cheeks and no leaks. Sadly, you clearly have neither - about which, unlike you, I frankly cannot give a [Mark May].

    Should it cross your mind to revisit any of our stores, don't. Your picture and samples of fecal matter collected from the scene of your shameless and disgusting anal exhibitionism have been forwarded to security at Jo-Ann Stores across the nation. They have all been armed with buttplugs and cattle prods to prompt incontinent assholes like you away from the pure and pristine surrounds of our local Jo-Ann stores. You have been warned!!

    Now get out of my life.

    Darrell Webb
    Jo-Ann Stores, Inc.
    5555 Darrow Road
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  9. NFBuck

    NFBuck Colavito's Curse.

    That's the [Mark May].:slappy:
  10. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie

    Gotta use the can?

    Say it, don't spray it!
  11. Deety

    Deety Ain't nothin' gonna breaka my stride Staff Member

    Fantastic work by our own sandgk. Still, I have to think this thread has not yet begun to approach its true potential...

    Greenies to the best arts-and-crafts suggestion incorporating a pile of poo.
  12. Best Buckeye

    Best Buckeye Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting Staff Member

    You mean you won't consider that fresh pile I just made to illustrate that very point? :biggrin:
  13. Deety

    Deety Ain't nothin' gonna breaka my stride Staff Member

    I suppose being able to experiment on the real thing would constitute an advantage, but we'll call it even if you will please not illustrate anything in this matter.
  14. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.[Mark May].jpg
  15. Best Buckeye

    Best Buckeye Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting Staff Member

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