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Kid writes the most epic letter ever to a weatherman

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  • http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/15/flint-child-letter-to-weatherman-meteorologist-albert-ramon-unicorn-bacon-drawing_n_1348620.html

    I heard this, this morning on NPR... I couldn't stop laughing. I have to agree its pretty freakin epic. Kid is in the fourth grade too.

    Here?s a typed version of the full letter for those who can?t read Flint?s handwriting, which is actually quite good, below:

    Dear Mr. Ramon,

    Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

    Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

    I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

    Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you?re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames ? And in case you didn?t know, that?s pretty dang sweet.

    Sincerely, Flint.

    P.S. Look on back for drawing.
     
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    AuTX Buckeye;2126070; said:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...rt-ramon-unicorn-bacon-drawing_n_1348620.html

    I heard this, this morning on NPR... I couldn't stop laughing. I have to agree its pretty freakin epic. Kid is in the fourth grade too.
    you?re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames ? And in case you didn?t know, that?s pretty dang sweet.

    Wow. That IS pretty dang sweet.
    When in doubt, light sabers > no light sabers.
     
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