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Look at My Striped Shirt! (merged duplicates)

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by JohnnyCockfight, Mar 25, 2005.

  1. JohnnyCockfight

    JohnnyCockfight Beer is God's proof that he loves us.

  2. scarletandgrey

    scarletandgrey Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

    I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave
    :slappy: :slappy:
     
  3. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    :lol:
     
  4. Lazlo

    Lazlo Good people drink good beer. ~ HST

    Great find. I actually laughed out loud.
     
  5. NightmaresDad

    NightmaresDad Woody Rules!

    I thought at the end he would end up f****** his gyro and crying himself to sleep.

    Don't you wish you could show that to someone and then tell them "that's you, dude!" I bet we all know somebody like that.
     
  6. IronBuckI

    IronBuckI Calmer than you are.

    I'm actually sitting at home, drinking beer, wearing a striped shirt, making fun of fat chicks on personals sites. But that's only because they won't return my e-mails.:tongue2:
     
  7. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    Does anyone remember the one that was on BN (I think) about the guy that did some kind of project to see how many chicks he could hook up with by being a complete dick to them? I forget what it was called but it was the funniest shit I've ever read in my life.

    On of the things he did was make this chick eat on the floor in the dark while he was on the couch eating and when she complained about it he was like "House rules bitch!!" Funniest shit ever :lol:

    If someone finds it please post it on here so I can save it to my PC.
     
  8. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    oh come on... someone has to know what I'm talking about. I've looked all over for it but I can't remember what is was called to save my life.
     
  9. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    That sounds like something Tucker Max would do.
     
  10. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    I can't believe nobody noticed this comment -

    King Shit of Turd Island
    Posted: 3/16/2005 by: Jay Wall
    "Rhinos don't wear shirts....i put on my robe and wizard hat"

    Now that is some funny shit.
     
  11. wstripes

    wstripes Newbie

  12. Bloodninja

    Bloodninja Elefante Gigante

    I noticed it, that fucking plagiarist
     
  13. Sdgobucks

    Sdgobucks Pig on a wing

  14. buckzip

    buckzip Reeking with awesomeness

    THat is great. It reminds me of me during the college years.
     
  15. Sdgobucks

    Sdgobucks Pig on a wing

    http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=293&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=4&StoryYear=2005

    5. Peeling Out of the Drive Thru -- There's nothing funnier and cooler than hitting a Taco Bell drive-thru late at night and giving obnoxious and obscene orders to the impoverished immigrants who are manning it. Well, there is one thing funnier and cooler. Instead of ordering actual menu items, order various sexual phrases and innuendos (like, "Can I get the Donkey Punch Combo?") and wait for their exasperated, puzzled responses, then pull up to the window, throw a bunch of change at them and PEEL OUT while you howl laughter and spill Gordita sauce all over your Kenneth Cole shirt. Yo Quiero PEEL OUT? You bet your ass.
     

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