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Look at My Striped Shirt! (merged duplicates)

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave
:slappy: :slappy:
 
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Does anyone remember the one that was on BN (I think) about the guy that did some kind of project to see how many chicks he could hook up with by being a complete dick to them? I forget what it was called but it was the funniest shit I've ever read in my life.

On of the things he did was make this chick eat on the floor in the dark while he was on the couch eating and when she complained about it he was like "House rules bitch!!" Funniest shit ever :lol:

If someone finds it please post it on here so I can save it to my PC.
 
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http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=293&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=4&StoryYear=2005

5. Peeling Out of the Drive Thru -- There's nothing funnier and cooler than hitting a Taco Bell drive-thru late at night and giving obnoxious and obscene orders to the impoverished immigrants who are manning it. Well, there is one thing funnier and cooler. Instead of ordering actual menu items, order various sexual phrases and innuendos (like, "Can I get the Donkey Punch Combo?") and wait for their exasperated, puzzled responses, then pull up to the window, throw a bunch of change at them and PEEL OUT while you howl laughter and spill Gordita sauce all over your Kenneth Cole shirt. Yo Quiero PEEL OUT? You bet your ass.
 
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