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LSU love poem

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by wstripes, Sep 10, 2004.

  1. wstripes

    wstripes Newbie

    found this on our site



    SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
    > >SHE PLANNED TO MARRY <BILLY>JOE.
    > >SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
    > >SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

    > >PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
    > >YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
    > >I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
    > >BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

    >> BUT SUSIE TOLD HER PAPPY DEAR
    >> AS SHE SPIT INTO HER CHAW CUP.
    >>THIS IS LOSERIANA, BRO IS LEGAL HERE.
    >>PAPPY CAN YOU STILL GIT IT UP?

    >>SO SUSIE DID HER PAPPY PROUND
    >>AND DUMPED THAT BILLY JOE
    >>CUZ DADDY SHOUTED REALLY LOUD
    >>WHENEVER HE HAD A GO

    > > SUSIE GOT OVER HER BILLY JOE,
    > >AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILLY
    > >BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
    > >HE SAID, "I'LL SLAP YOU SILLY."

    > >YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
    > >AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YA MOTHER,
    > >BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
    > >I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

    >> BUT SUSIE TOLD HER PAPPY DEAR
    >> AS SHE SPIT INTO HER CHAW CUP.
    >>THIS IS LOSERIANA, BRO IS LEGAL HERE.
    >>PAPPY CAN YOU STILL GIT IT UP?

    > >BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD.
    > >JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
    > >MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
    > >YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY......

    >> SUSIE THEN TOLD HER MOMMY Dear
    >>"I'LL DO WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY."
    >> FAMILY IS LEGAL HERE
    >> I KNOW BROTHER IS MY PAPPY!!!

    >>SO SUSIE MARRIED BILLY JOE
    >> WILLY WAS NOT ECSTATIC
    >>BUT IT WASN'T REALLY ALL THAT BAD
    >>HE GOT MOMMY IN THE ATTIC.

    >>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIG? YOU SAY
    >>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWINE?
    >>LETS JUST PUT IT THIS A WAY
    >> WE HEARD PAPPY MOAN AND WHINE.
     

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